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Wattpad Rants

Wattpad Rants

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Ruby By _RubyRed_ Completed

Welcome to Wattpad Rants - a sarcastic, prejudice and frankly quite brutal attack on cliches, characters and What's Hot - written by an angsty fourteen-year-old with no sense of self shame. 

(Future A/N: Since I have obviously matured since writing this a few years ago now, keep in mind my some of my opinions are far more developed. So if you're going to have a go at me for the 13-year-old thing, don't even bother, assbutt. If it makes you feel better, this book sometimes makes me cringe.)

You know what, that's funny, but really offensive. Oh wait,we have a president who's… like Gally. Who knows what I mean? 😭😭😭😭
What if they're happy? Like everyone would be if I killed off @RaineOdair
Honestly twilight had kind of interesting characters whose back stories were full of avenging and murder but no we just had to focus on the pedophilic romance expressed entirely in stares
                              And even more stares
She isn't blonde and she doesn't wear inappropriate clothing. She has a weird name, though.
Hate it. Oh yes, I'm ready for your hate. It's not like you guys can do much. I'm already crying about The Glue dying.
Girls in Wattpad be like:
                              My blonde, flowy hair is so ugly, and my boring blue eyes don't stand out. I'm 5'4, ugh the struggle. My pale ass skin sucks. I'm just gonna throw my hair in a messy bun and cake my face, I'm going for a simple look today.