Wattpad Rants

Wattpad Rants

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Ruby By _RubyRed_ Completed

Welcome to Wattpad Rants - a sarcastic, prejudice and frankly quite brutal attack on cliches, characters and What's Hot - written by an angsty fourteen-year-old with no sense of self shame. 

(Future A/N: Since I have obviously matured since writing this a few years ago now, keep in mind my some of my opinions are far more developed. So if you're going to have a go at me for the 13-year-old thing, don't even bother, assbutt. If it makes you feel better, this book sometimes makes me cringe.)

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LolaHenna LolaHenna Oct 14
That's what I try to do with my characters die. Well, before they do. I make the reader attached so when the character DOES die, they are gonna weep
Emilia831 Emilia831 Sep 18
Eclipse, half of Breaking Dawn and still managed to finish the book knowing what was going on...not to mention Bella is dependant as fûck.
numianvore numianvore Sep 17
Oh, my god. This just opened up my mind and made me realize how cliche my stories are. Thank you so much,man.
LolaHenna LolaHenna Oct 14
So you have a great point! 😉 (I mAde this point in my head like a week ago) glad we agree!
SmilegirlA1 SmilegirlA1 Oct 10
In wattpad stories Mary Sue never dies. She only gets like amnesia or something and is perfectly fine in two weeks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate when people say "if you have a problem with this website, why don't you leave". Because obviously, there is no such thing as liking something but finding flaws with it and people working with it *note sarcasm*.