When Loki, in good will, tries to reveal the truth about Tony Stark's life to the team because the idiot won't do it himself and everything turns into a tragic situation. Eventual Stony.
Oh yeah, cuz, y'know, Tony would totally just cram an arc reactor in his chest for no reason. COME ON, AVENGERS!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS!
Well Bruce, imagine me trying not hulking out when Somebody says me that he ships Stucky.
WHAT THE HELL STEVE?!?!? GET THE HELL!!! AWAY FROM TONY!!! YOU LITTLE B**H!!!!!
I WILL PROTECT YOU TONY!!!
*Cap punches through Tony's shirt and pulls out reactor like something out of a zombie movie
I do thi- wait no i don't! *starts arguing with self while giving away that they've been in a vent before*
Dearie oh my god when I saw this I thought once upon a time, the dark one, and I read it in my mind like him. Perfect