Welcome to 'Bitchy Insults 2.0'
Warning: this may offend/hurt you
Note that this may hurt your feelings and that I honestly don't give a fuck because you decided to read it.
I have one for you
"Why was the blonde having trouble in the bathroom"
Okay, got my gun locked and loaded, time to go shoot some insults at people 😎
Forget your hair and grow a pair
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