These are just some one shots I write in my spare time. Completed and I now have a new book of one shots out!~
ALFIE WHYYYYY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE HERO!!
APPARENTLY ARTIE'S THE HERO IN THIS STORY!!
I hate this voice, that's why I talk to Artie he's my friend
me and my inner voice are best friends tho XD
Me: 'reading sentence'
Iv: hey. Why not make a joke out of this
Me: hmmm sure why not
Me: 3 2 1
Iv and me: WHEN I'M GONE WHEN I'M GONE GONE GONE YOU'RE GONNA MISS WHEN GONE WOOOAH
I'm now scared that's my name and that's exactly how you spell it
My "inner voice" basically just encourages me to procrastinate and eat food and stay inside.
My inner voice and I are good friends.
HECK I CANT STOP THINKING OF KILL YOURSLEF BY FILTHYFRANK I HAVE A PROBLEM