[[A Wattys Short-Listed Book]] Lupita Morelos is sick of coming up second-place to Markus Barlee. Sure, he's a talented writer, the professors' star pupil, and a constant presence in almost all the social circles on campus. He's gifted, charming, and easy on the eyes. But when it comes to snagging the most coveted emerging author's spot in the Lakewood College Student Symposium, Lupita knows that she needs to craft a story so epic, she'll blow everyone -- especially her number one nemesis -- out of her way. Armed with a pair of suspiciously magical fishnet tights and a newfound desire to own her sexuality, the shy, conservative, always good-girl Lupita devises the perfect non-fiction entry for competition -- the true account of how she brought Markus Barlee to his knees.