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Jokes and Funny Texts

Jokes and Funny Texts

296K Reads 15.8K Votes 59 Part Story
gєr ♛ By Sass_Queens Completed

Hilarious text messages and jokes. 
Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. 

You may name the following people:
                              Person 1: Hey, I had a dream about you last night!
                              Person 2: aww really? That's so sweet!
                              Person 1: Yeah, you died.
                              Person 2: O_o
determined_hooman determined_hooman Mar 19, 2016
                              Last week i was almost mugged by a god damm ballerina she tried to take my wallet away then the bitch spun away
princessmira princessmira Oct 23, 2016
Swwwwiiiimmmmmmm biiittccchhesss!!!Hahahahahahahaahahahaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MariaMelendezStory MariaMelendezStory May 12, 2016
Why do so many people vote for a/ns it mask no people would laugh if I say I'm never gonna write again
Supertacogirl Supertacogirl Jul 14, 2016
Harry Potter:Hey Hagrid
                              Hagrid:442 kgfaa&&$-::3
                              Harry Potter:Ummm...Hargrid?Are you ok?
                              Harry Potter:Whaaaaaaa????
                              Hagrid:FinGer toO@biG:FoR KėYS
                              Harry Potter:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh