Jokes and Funny Texts

Jokes and Funny Texts

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r & b By Sass_Queens Completed

Hilarious text messages and jokes. 
Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. 
*READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

Joke:
                              Last week i was almost mugged by a god damm ballerina she tried to take my wallet away then the bitch spun away
Swwwwiiiimmmmmmm biiittccchhesss!!!Hahahahahahahaahahahaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do so many people vote for a/ns it mask no sense...so people would laugh if I say I'm never gonna write again
Harry Potter:Hey Hagrid
                              Hagrid:442 kgfaa&&$-::3
                              Harry Potter:Ummm...Hargrid?Are you ok?
                              Hagrid:mgjfjs//&;($4£}£\€|\!}<
                              Harry Potter:Whaaaaaaa????
                              Hagrid:FinGer toO@biG:FoR KėYS
                              Harry Potter:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh