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Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. 
I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay.  Nope.

I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come.

note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome
the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl

Update: when the FUCK is this book going to dieAll Rights Reserved

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New Start. (tordtom, Future, NSFW!! BEING REWRITTEN!!) by 3D3R44

A Tordtom fanfic!!! !!!WARNING SMUT AND ANGST!!!!!! Tom had been away from his friends for awhile. One day when he got a call from someone he hated, Tord. Tom was pissed by this, half because it was Tord, and the other half was because it was 05. But, he still met Tord at the local coffee shop. An old vice echos through the street Tom was on. He knew this voice. He knew he did. But he kept walking. He meets with Tord and agrees to join his army, in return, he gets treated for his eye cancer. Soon Tord confesses to Tom. But they are not complete without the two co-founders. A letter Tord gets reunites the group together. The whole group goes though tons of ups and downs, but they still recover. They could never think of a better life. CREDITS TO TRIPPYZWRLD ON INSTA FOR THE COVER!! THEY HAVE SILLY CUTE GOOD ART!!!! i hope you enjoy!! word total: 22,853 (GASP)(Bitch bffr ythis isn't true anymore dw ima update it later)

Pain | TordTom by MrGrayNyx

Ok so I gave up on the description for this story but it's at least something- Tord comes back from the Army to see his "old friends" again. Of course, Tom is suspicious of him, cuz leaving for 9 years then coming back all of a sudden. Like what the hell? He must be planning something or some shit 'The End' does not happen until the second chapter :T)) - This book is very cringy. I recommend to be warned that it makes like, no sense- - ⚠️WARNING⚠️ [] Contains swearing [] Boyxboy [] Tordtom [] Eddmatt [] Characters do not belong to me, they belong to Eddsworld | Edward Duncan Ernest Gould ⚠️STRONGER TOPICS⚠️ [] Suicidal thoughts [] Suicide attempt (Maybe not, we'll find out) [] Self-harm [] Anorexia [] Rape (He's not actually going to be raped, more like touched sexually, kissing as well) ⚠️-So please if your sensitive about these things do not read-⚠️ I am warning you now Welp, other than that I hope you all enjoy it!! .•°*Rankings*°•. #6 in TomTord #1 in ewtordtom #2 in ewtomtord #1 in eweddmatt #2 in depressedtord

Tomtord Oneshots by MII_BBB

Weird ass book of tomtord for my sorry butt. :') I do not take anymore requests here!! And it's TomTord, not TordTom. I wanna make that clear :3 Slight MattEdd too because it's cute and I don't want them to be lonely. This book is mostly filled with fluff so sorry for the sinners who read smut. But don't worry, I read it sometimes too. :') And the heights... Idk why Tord is 5'4 I mean-- he's not a child- Here are my heights: Mattress-strangely gigantic tall size (6'6) Tomato-very tall (6'2) Turdle-tall, har har lol, (6'1) Eddy-average (5'9) is this even average? But it'll differ sometimes depending on the story. (◍•ᴗ•◍) Lol Ik it's weird but I'm weird so deal with it XD I made the cover, it was a rush so I didn't shade or shet lmao :) K, Bai~~~ :3 (Why tf is this #1 on myart? 😂) (Under editing) start: 24/03/2020 end: ended earlier but officially ended on the: 31/05/2021

Tom x Tord fanfiction short stories by Genes_fanfiction

I can't seem to commit on one story, so maybe this is the way to go ^^? I'll only do tom x tord Maybe smut idk, mostly fluff, probably Sorry if it's not all to your liking, plus I'm writing the first three middle of the night bc I feel like writing but can't think of just one specific thing to write. I probably won't post till tomorrow, tho bc I should read it when I'm not sleepy to male sure it actually makes sense, lol. Alsssoooo, I'll be writing these going with the flow. Ya know. Even when I start, I don't know where they are headed. I just get some sort of basic idea that I like and run with it, so:P

"𝙸 𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙳" // A TomTord Fanfic (DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY/PERMANENTLY) by Reddative

Tord wanted to stay with his old friends, he didn't want to cover up his emotions towards Tom with hatred. But he couldn't, as he had an Army to lead and a Dream to make a reality. He will not let his injuries get in the way, besides. He was already making progress. So he cut off his right arm and replaced it with a mechanical one. He didn't care about nothing else but his dream to lead an army and take over the world to make is a safer, and better place. But deep down... He wanted Tom by his side while he achieved this. He wanted to hug his crush and kiss him on the lips every time he came back to his Army Base with another battle against another Leader. Tom was confused with his emotions towards the taller male, Tord. But all he knew is that he was a massive dick to him and when he found put about Tord's army he was infuriated, but he also understood that a dream is a dream. He wasn't gonna stop the man like his friends wanted to. He was convinced to start a REBELION against Tord with Edd and Matt. But he truly didn't know who's side to take, Cuz' deep down. He Loved the Prick in Red. He too, wanted to watch the Leader in Red achieve his dream he talked about oh so much in Highschool. ... Where will fate lead the two males in Red and Blue?

"I'm sorry":TomTord REMAKE by shyc0bain

This is a remake of my story - "I'm sorry" on my old account @/cosmicstar9. hopefully this one is less cringe. If you need to read the old one for this one to make sense, I advise you to go read that first. <3 I SHIP THE EDDSWORLD CHARACTERS. NOT THE REAL PEOPLE. ❤️💙 I've added a better description to each of the chapters. And even some new ones!! Each one about 900-2,000 words long. I hope this one is better than my other one on my old account. Which unfortunately I cannot log into. ⚠️THE COVER ART DOES NOT BELONG TO ME⚠️ With that being said, ENJOY! tw: suicidal tendencies, self harm, depression, mention of Gore and deaths of characters. Do NOT attempt to do any of this or take any advice from this story. It's very detailed and could be graphic to younger viewers. This is your warning. You're loved whoever is reading this. I love you. <3

He's Still An Asshole (TomTord) by pychokitty

"Do you care about me?" "With all my heart, my love." "Do you love me?" "Do you want the whole answer?" "Sure." "I love you like the stars in the skies. I want to love you until my dying breath. I took over this world and recreate it with you in mind. I never want to forget you. I know I have been neglectful, but, I never want you to think I don't love you. You have to do something really messed and even then, I can't hate you. You are my heart, my beloved." It's been six months since Tom and Tord have been officially dating in private. Despite all that, it's complicated being the boyfriend of the Red Leader despite a few knowing about it. To make matters worse, Tom's family has a secret that threatens the two lovebirds. If Tom doesn't claim Tord as his mate soon, time isn't the only thing that will break them apart. *I decided to reupload all the chapters in this book instead. This is the second book of He's An Asshole. Warning: Will contain, smut, angst, violence, guns, BDSM, language, and craziness.

Ethereal Futures (Future Tordtom) by xXAbsoluteZerroXx

OHO! Well i think im giving up on life. Sorry if my English sucks >.< even tho its my primary language... SO YEAH! Also, i made the cover. Kill me :D After Tord left Tom and his friends without a house, he felt nothing holding him back anymore. He lead his army, conquering country after country. Eventually this news got t o Edd, Matt and Tom. *IMMA LEAVE IT THERE, OTHERWISE I WONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT IN THE FIRST CHAPTER!* oh BTW. I'm going to make it a love hate relationship :3 sorry im not sorry! also, this isn't going to be love at first sight! since this is legit not that long after the end :/

$TomTord//TordTom Oneshots {Completed!} by Narkoma_$

Please request im desperate The title is pretty much the description but theres other information. ALSO PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION Warnings will be at the beginning of chapters unless I forget, so here's some things that might be in my story: Angst, Depression, Maybe Gore, Fluff, Gayyy I drew the cover, pls no steal. If you want to send fanart, you can find me on instagram! (sorry i have no other social media) (Instagram: @unfortunately_norwegian) This book was: #1 in the #tord hashtag! #1 in the #eddsworldtom hastag! #3 in the #tordtom hashtag! #4 in the #eddsworldtord hashtag!

"I'm Fine" TordTom//TomTord by SmolAlexBean

Completed ((I dunno what to put here :>)) ~Tom~ -Short like 5'1 short -Feminine body -he be a thicc smol boi ÙwÚ👌 -he is anorexic -has REALLY bad anxiety and takes pills for it -has depression -suffers from suicidal thoughts -is crushing on Tord -likes to cut and do other self harm things -is usually smiling when around others ~Tord~ -second tallest -I dunno what else to put -~- -basically like his normal self -he has a crush on Tom ~Matt~ -Tallest bean -not as stupid -still likes looking at himself in mirrors , ~Edd~ -second shortest at 5'7 -still like to draw -still loves cola -it's Edd alright? Nothing changed ~plot~ Tom is usually a nice bean and is always smiling no matter what, you could be punching his face in and he'll still be smiling, but the others noticed that he was getting thinner and hiding in his room more often than usual. Tom goes about a week without leaving his room and Edd and Matt send tord in to check on him, when he finally gets the door open he finds Tom hiding under his blankets..... What happens next? Idk you have to read the book to find out ((btw this is a TordTom book and might (idk) have smut)) ★WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS CUTTING, AND MUCH MORE THAT COULD TRIGGER PEOPLE, IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY PLEASE DO NOT READ! thank you :>★ Sub: Tom Dom: Tord If I decide to write smut :> ♥slow updates♥

Enemies with benefits (TordTom) by smutenura

(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo

A Little Mistake Was All I Made ♤Completed♤ by AiresBerries

Tord had recently blown up tom, Edd and Matts house.. a house he used to live in. Patryk and paul are worried and they go to Toms apartment to ask him to forgive Tord. Tord now has to go back after a year. Aftersome serious emotions, and trying to make up for what hes done will he give up or will he keep trying? Or will he grow some unexpected feelings for a curtain Person? Notes: This is going to have refrences to self harm and some bad words and who knows if its requested smut but im going to be working hard on this, i feel as if this fandom doesn't have enough Large fanfictions, actually, ive never seen a fanfiction more than 15 parts long for this fandom. This is the long story we deserve, hopefully this will inspire others to get into eddsworld or write longer more thought out fanfictions, Although, I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED EVERYONES FANFICTIONS FOR THIS SHIP/ FANDOM (update there are more big fanfictions but please read this one) (double update just realized the cover of this book has my old homestuck username )

Disappearing Act (Tomtord) by Neko_Jenna

*tw: swearing, murder, abuse, and crazy yanderes* "I guess that was the stupidest thing I'd done in my entire life. And trust me, I've done a lot of stupid things." After the whole giant robot incident Edd, Matt, and Tom are all ready to get on with their lives and forget about it. But only weeks later, Edd and Matt disappear leaving their blue hooded friend alone at a time full of war and violence. With Tom vulnerable and not thinking straight, a certain Norwegian decides to take advantage of him. Started: July 16th 2018 Finished: November 24th 2018 Sequel: Moonstruck Disclaimer : All rights to eddsworld belong to Edd Gould. I do not own the cover image although I am unsure who does.

TomTord/TordTom oneshots by 4O7___

Hi there, This is a book full of one shots. You CAN request anything!!! Literally anything. I don't care what you do in the comments, just have fun and enjoy the stories :) ALSO! Thank you for the many many reads! I never thought it'd blow up like this. There is quite the mix of dom Tom and dom Tord. (I enjoy both.) And of course I'll update without requests... (A LOT A LOT OF CUSSING!) (Possible Edd/Matt) (not my art for cover..idk original artist)

TomTord/TordTom Oneshots and eddsworld art by patchipikatrash

we're done here everybody, i'm gone Random ideas that come to me when I'm reading other fanfics. No smut, just fluff, angst, AUs, all that good stuff. Lime is okay for me. Might turn some into full stories if enough people (plus myself) like it. Or you can continue any one shot I have on your own. Just credit me though. just to let you know, if the title of the chapter is capitalized, then it is an actual one shot. sensitive topic warning: depression, suicidal thoughts, self-harm, etc. just...expect everything. I'll take requests, why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ replaced the cover, yes, my art edit: I got an artbook now- pls go check it out- Most of the time Dom Tord, rarely Dom Tom. sub Tom for life lmao I do not ship the real people, only the characters. obviously.

Fall In Love With War. { Eddsworld / TomTord by Zib-Zob

that's right I made TomTord fanfic suck my balls🖕🖕🖕 (I'm kidding I luv u guys) It's been a few years since "The End", ten years to be exact. Tord believes that Edd, Matt and Tom died in the rubble of the house that day, well... He's convinced Tom died after he shot that harpoon, the other two not so much. Tord is in the middle of making war once again, The Red Army and another army that will be revealed later in the book. Unfortunately, Tords mental state has rapidly decreased over the past few months, leading him to locking himself in his office and barely talking to anyone. Not even Paul and Pat. Though, the one time he answers to them, they have amazing news and an idea, and idea that will not only help in the war, but might also help Tord with his mental state. But what is this idea? Read to find out. This fanfic will contain: swearing, eating disorders, mentions of suicide and self harm, and gay people. Please be advised before reading, if any of these trigger you avoid chapters with those in them.

UTØPIA | TomTord | by UN1TEDINGRI3F

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Broken Music 2 : Modified | TomxTord Fanfict | Eddsworld by cjeddsworldfreak

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TomTord (Tord X Tom) Oneshots by BunnyTriesToWright

2020 update : Old thing i did cuz i was an intense fangirl, enjoy my embarssment of a book since im no writer, and this gracious monstrosity of a description ----- (Gonna change the cover-- okay already changed it!) This is by the title gonna be a Oneshot book, it's gonna be filled with fluff and angst, mostly fluff, I don't tolerate SMUT or NSFW but that doesn't mean there won't be any sexual tension BUT I SWEAR THERE WONT BE SEX BECAUSE I CANNOT, There may/or will have some heavy topics so you are warned, if I ever do heavy topics like suicide or cutting or gore or even sexual harassment (which I highly doubt I'll do) I will warn everyone so you should be warned and be happy while reading this! You can tell me requests since I wanna get to know what you all like- except smut, please no XD I will not use the real last names of the characters, because I respect and also know it may/or will in dangerthe real people or effect them, this book is fully focused on fiction and not the real life of the people, for this case Edd gold, Thomas Bridgwill, Matt Hagrass, Tord Larrsin (heh the names are stupid XD) and the first names will stay the same to Not complicate the story that I will tell, Edd, Tom, Tord, And Matt don't belong to me they belong to a show called eddsworld created by Edd Gould

❥ tordtom oneshots《 by honvamp

just a bunch of oneshots i made for fun of my all time favorite op, tomtord/tordtom. consists of fluff, angst, and smut. requests are open! enjoy! cover image drawn by me !! time spent; 1 hour, 2 minutes, 53 seconds ! milestones!! #1 in mattew; june 14,, 2019 #1 in tomew; march 28,, 2020 #1in tordew; march 28,, 2020 #1 in subtom; march 28,, 2020 #1 in eddew; march 28,, 2020 #2 in bottomtom; march 28,, 2020 #6 in domtord; march 28,, 2020 #4 in toptord; march 28,, 2020 #328 in oneshots; april 22, 2020 #3 in tordtom; may 10, 2020 #6 in eddsworld; december 15th, 2020

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