Funny Jokes And Comebacks

Funny Jokes And Comebacks

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knipper200 By knipper200 Updated May 21, 2015

This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

When my dad met my sister's boyfriend my dad and my sister's boyfriend was havin an insult competition fr i thought my dad was getting angrier but he was actually showing his hate in front of him just to enjoy my sister's  boyfriend lookin uncomfortable 😂😂😂😂😂
hippiegirl888 hippiegirl888 Jun 11, 2016
Thats so true except with my brothers. My older brother was dating a 16 year old when he was 12 and he has dating at least 15 more girls. Now him and my other brother say, "if you get a boyfriend i will beat there àss." Yep love ya bro!
_AHROR_Fiction _AHROR_Fiction Nov 07, 2016
Dad: *walks through door*
                              Me: *shoots him* THAT WAS SELF-DEFENSE AND I WAS STANDING MY GROUND.
luckyducky122 luckyducky122 Jun 27, 2016
No no what's funny is- dad; "u don't have a boyfriend LOL
                              
                              *gets boyfriend*
                              
                              Dad: where is that son of a bîtch I swear I will be murdering someone tonight! *rants about me supposed to stay away from boys because there no good*
                              
                              Me; .-.
Foxygirl27 Foxygirl27 Jun 27, 2016
I feel left out my dad is always like
                              "So when are you going to finally introduce a boy to me"
                              "When will u get a boyfriend"
                              Etc.
Pinkachu101 Pinkachu101 Dec 29, 2015
Funny, plz follow me, Bomber Extreme, and PartygirlPOP! Thanks.