Funny Jokes And Comebacks

Funny Jokes And Comebacks

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knipper200 By knipper200 Updated May 21, 2015

This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

Thats so true except with my brothers. My older brother was dating a 16 year old when he was 12 and he has dating at least 15 more girls. Now him and my other brother say, "if you get a boyfriend i will beat there àss." Yep love ya bro!
MegNAlex MegNAlex Nov 07
Dad: *walks through door*
                              Me: *shoots him* THAT WAS SELF-DEFENSE AND I WAS STANDING MY GROUND.
No no what's funny is- dad; "u don't have a boyfriend LOL
                              
                              *gets boyfriend*
                              
                              Dad: where is that son of a bîtch I swear I will be murdering someone tonight! *rants about me supposed to stay away from boys because there no good*
                              
                              Me; .-.
Foxygirl27 Foxygirl27 Jun 27
I feel left out my dad is always like
                              "So when are you going to finally introduce a boy to me"
                              "When will u get a boyfriend"
                              Etc.
Pinkachu101 Pinkachu101 Dec 29, 2015
Funny, plz follow me, Bomber Extreme, and PartygirlPOP! Thanks.
Rainy-with-a-Chance Rainy-with-a-Chance Mar 27, 2015
Tell me have you seeen the marvelous breadfish?
                              Swimming iiiiiin the ocean waters
                              
                              Have you seen that marvelous breadfish?
                              He's like an instant sandwich
                              An awe for fishermen and shaaaaarks