This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day
Thats so true except with my brothers. My older brother was dating a 16 year old when he was 12 and he has dating at least 15 more girls. Now him and my other brother say, "if you get a boyfriend i will beat there àss." Yep love ya bro!
Dad: *walks through door*
Me: *shoots him* THAT WAS SELF-DEFENSE AND I WAS STANDING MY GROUND.
No no what's funny is- dad; "u don't have a boyfriend LOL
Dad: where is that son of a bîtch I swear I will be murdering someone tonight! *rants about me supposed to stay away from boys because there no good*
I feel left out my dad is always like
"So when are you going to finally introduce a boy to me"
"When will u get a boyfriend"
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Tell me have you seeen the marvelous breadfish?
Swimming iiiiiin the ocean waters
Have you seen that marvelous breadfish?
He's like an instant sandwich
An awe for fishermen and shaaaaarks