Relax: You're in a Relationship Bookclub
Married? Dating? In any type of monogamous relationship? Well, this club is definitely for you. From the moment you seen that special someone, you knew they were "THE ONE". Yeah, they may have forgotten to put the toilet seat down, an flush the toilet. You should have checked before you sat. Splash!!!
You were even able to overlook the fact that their laugh reminds you of a hyena orgasming( Never heard them doing this but I'm sure it sounds hideous). Who cares that they drink out of the same milk carton, that your kids, drink from.
Even though we just participated in "grown up play" the night before. The kids are just solid forms of what lies around that mouth.*blanch*
Hey, even I pick my nose when I'm halfway sleep. Takes the same finger and uses it to close his nostrils, wakes him up from that beautiful snore.
Have a few of your own stories??? Come on in and let it all hang out. More Details inside.
** Mature themes inside. Content not suitable for those under 17. In short,not for the kids. Enter at your own risk.**
shout out to @deepan286 for the great bookcover