How to get away with murder rewrite. ⚠️Warning⚠️ This is not a mystery book this is an actual book with facts on how to get away with murder! First things first: Murder is wrong, OK? But let's say, hypothetically, that you're considering committing one anyway: how would you do it? Here are some things to think about while you're totally planning the fake murder you have no intention of actually doing and by reading this sentence you hereby excuse the writer of any part in the crimes you will in no way go out and commit.