"Wait, hold on. You're telling me you're a grown man into unicorns, and you're trying to be my partner? A person who's supposed to save my life? You're completely idiotic if you think that's going to happen."
"oh, Spidey you really know how to make a boy feel special. i get all tingly when your sass comes out."
"you love it."
((a/n) text fanfiction about gay mutant boys loving gay mutant boys that's hopefully better than the last one. lowercase for Wade is intended.)