"Condoms! Condoms for sale! Getting some tonight? Well don't be a fool, wrap your tool! Buy two get one free!"
Cleo Jordan is a shopaholic. She is always shopping online and goes to the mall every weekend. It's a sickness.
Cleo ran out of money because her mother found out she has been selling her siblings' stuff on eBay and forced her to stop her business, so her wallet was completely empty.
But she couldn't stop shopping. She tried other jobs, but she was fired from all them. You could say it just wasn't her thing.
So then she thinks, "Hey, why don't I sell condoms outside of house parties?"