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Steps on How to Be A Bad Boy

Steps on How to Be A Bad Boy

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Completed

Answer this following questions:   

1. Are you a guy?  

2. Do you want to become bad? 
3. Are you a nerd?    

4. Do you want a good girl? 
5. Do you want to laugh?    

6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed)
7. Have you ever laughed in your life?
8. Do you like food?    

9. Do you like GOOD food?
10. Do you have a vowel in your entire name?
11. Do you want to become a badboy?

If you said yes to two or more of these questions you, yes you, are qualified to become a bad boy. Pick up (what ever device you're reading this on) get cozy in a blanket and learn the master ways of becoming a bad boy.


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  • laughs
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  • smiles
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SugarSpiceandBeans SugarSpiceandBeans Aug 13, 2017
This whole thing make me think of the song "Nice Guys" by Ryan Higa, Kev Jumba and Chester See
msanand msanand Feb 22
The name cookie chomper bought me here... Do bad boys eat lots of cookies??
mangatiquemiko mangatiquemiko Nov 02, 2017
No you look stupid because you're the only one who wears that~especially in winter
sleeping-b00ty sleeping-b00ty Oct 29, 2017
the "bad" boys in HS always had 420,000 friends which made them impossible to talk to
kookiemoster3 kookiemoster3 Jul 27, 2017
Im a girl
                              I donno how I ended up here
                              Please make me a smexy bad boi
-hidingfromreality -hidingfromreality Dec 10, 2017
Personally they make you look stupid because who wears them when the sun ain’t there?