Steps on How to Be A Bad Boy

Steps on How to Be A Bad Boy

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Completed

Answer this following questions:   

1. Are you a guy?  

2. Do you want to become bad? 
 
3. Are you a nerd?    

4. Do you want a good girl? 
   
5. Do you want to laugh?    

6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed)
    
7. Have you ever laughed in your life?
    
8. Do you like food?    

9. Do you like GOOD food?
    
10. Do you have a vowel in your entire name?
    
11. Do you want to become a badboy?
     

If you said yes to two or more of these questions you, yes you, are qualified to become a bad boy. Pick up (what ever device you're reading this on) get cozy in a blanket and learn the master ways of becoming a bad boy.

(THIS BOOK IS NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK)

This whole thing make me think of the song "Nice Guys" by Ryan Higa, Kev Jumba and Chester See
Yeah right. You won't even look em in the eye if you attended my school 😂
dabropsicle dabropsicle Aug 22
Wear sunglasses even in winter and if someone looks at you funny, say that you needed to shield your eyes from everyone's stupidness. Bad boy for sure.
Im a girl
                              I donno how I ended up here
                              Please make me a smexy bad boi
NO NO THIS IS WRONG 
                              EVERY WATTPAD BOI HAS THE SMELL OF COLONE AND CIGARETTES, AND MINTY BREATH
Random910 Random910 Aug 24
Or honk your horn. It's actually illegal in NYC, but nobody cares.