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    NOBODY ASKED || BIO
    NOBODY ASKED || BIO
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    Complete
    Complete, First published Mar 28, 2018
    Mature
    Nobody asked for this. But here it is.
        
        Highest Ranking ~ #4 in bios (05/10/18)
    All Rights Reserved
    • aboutme
    • ashlund
    • autobiography
    • badsuns
    • bio
    • idk
    • memes
    • random
    • vines
    • wattys2018
    aboutmeashlundautobiographybadsunsbioidkmemesrandomvineswattys2018
    Table of contentsLast updated Jul 05, 2018
    • INTRO
    • I DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE ANYWAYS
    • WHERE WAS I BORN? NOBODY KNOWS
    • LA TORTAAA
    • THEY KNOWS WHATS UP
    • ENTERTAIN ME
    • UPDATE
    • IM LIKE JACOB SARTORIUS, BUT WORSE
    • IDK WHAT IMMA SEE BUT OKAY
    • YA GIRL GOT TAGGED
    • GOTTA LOVE MY BOI WILL
    • DAD JOKE 1
    • SNATCH THAT HOLY WATER
    • JUST BC IM UP AT 3AM DOESNT MEAN IM POSSESSED
    • THINGS I SAY TOO MUCH
    • WHEN UR INSANITY TURNS INTO A DIY
    • IM NOT THAT INTERESTING
    • WIN SHIT AND STUFF
    • JOSH AND TYLER MY SWEETIES
    • WORSHIP HIM
    • THIS WAS A HOME ONCE
    • AMURICA. AKA DRUG LAND.
    • JOE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
    • *SIGH*
    • THINGS I TEXT TOO MUCH
    • JUICE SAVES LIVES
    • TAKE NOTES
    • VIOLET
    • HMU WITH Qs
    • LET YOU DOWN
    • WATERİNG PLANTS
    • RESTAURANT
    • GET CHU SOME FRENS LIKE THESE
    • BROMANCES
    • STRUGGLES
    • PAINT ME A WALLPAPER PAPI
    • TAGGED BY THE QUEEN
    • THE BAT AND DOGGO STORY
    • QUACK QUACK MOTHAFUCKA
    • AWKWARDNESS
    • BITCH BABY
    • WHO WANTS IN?!?
    • ANNOUNCEMENT
    • DEFEATED
    • RAIN ON MEEE
    • CHRISTO SPAM
    • GUYS HELP
    • T A R O
    • IM SORRY OFFICE DEPOT
    • LOSING MY BESTIE
    • MEOW, BITCH
    • DRESS ME
    • AMERICAN INSANITY 1
    • AMERICAN INSANITY 2
    • MAHK
    • IMPOPPY.IMPOPPY.IMPOPPY.
    • REFUSION
    • WHY GUYS
    • WHAT
    • I WAS LIED TO
    • IT WAS NICE KNOWING YALL
    • HALP MEH
    • DEAR FUTURE DORMIE
    • ROUND 2
    • UPDATE
    • I ALWAYS WONDERED
    • PERKS OF HAVING BESTIES WITH CATS
    • WATCH PLZ
    • THX IG
    • IDEK WHAT TO TITLE THIS
    • STORY OF MY LIFE THO
    • FOR TARO
    • TAGGED
    • RELATIONSHIP STATUS
    • DIGESTIVE? DIGESTIVE.
    • KINDLY FUCK OFF
    • FEED ME PLZ
    • STOP HITTING ME UP
    • ISLE DE CLEARWATER - VACA 1
    • HOTEL - VACA 2
    • JADES - VACA 3
    • TASHLUND FANFIC
    • HANDWRITING TAG
    • MAMI MEME
    • FUCK OFF, DOUCHEBAG
    • NOT EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND ~
    • DONT JUDGE ME OKAY
    • IT WAS NICE KNOWING U GUYS
    • TAKE ME AWAY
    • F U C K
    • WHY I DONT LIKE PPL
    • HONESTLY
    • WHEN U THINK LIFE CANT GET ANY WORSE
    • IT'S MUSIC TIME, BITCHES
    • GUESS WHO'S BACKKK
    • "THE TALK" WITH ASHLUND
    • BOOM
    • TO THE DEATH
    • RESULTS
    • BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
    • PROM YALL
    • I WANT OUT
    • FRICK U LINDA
    • COME BACK U SCHLAMPE
    • BILL BILL BILL BILL
    • HULK SMASH (PLS KILL MWAH)
    • -.-
    • N A F E E S A
    • WHY
    • REARVIEW
    • SONGS FOR TARO
    • SAD BUT TRU
    • NOTICE ME PLZ
    • SOMEONE CALM ME PLZ
    • THE TARO WAR
    • I A N
    • AMIGO NUEVO
    • LUCIFER HAS SPOKEN
    • NUMERÓ CUATRO BITCHACHOS
    • UM, EW. BURN IT PLZ.
    • MINE ❤
    • TOTALLY UNDERRATED SONGS
    • IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
    • CHOCO-HOE
    • ACK IM A SMURF
    • NO SLEEP SQUAD
    • HIGH HOPES
    • CHRISTO IS SHOOK
    • JUST CALL ME SHERLOCK
    • T A R O 2
    • ITS FUCKIN COMMON SENSE
    • BATTLE OF THE COCKS
    • 1:05 A.M. THOUGHTS
    • 50 SHADES OF LAUGHTER
    • IM WEIRDAROONI
    • IDK WHAT TO TITLE THIS
    • TARY SPAM
    • FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS
    • 5.31.18
    • 6.1.18
    • DOWNSIDES OF BEING MY FRIEND
    • A HELLA WEIRD FAVOR TO ASK
    • THE MOMENT NOBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR
    • IS THIS HOW IT ENDS?!?
    • RAPHAEL SPAM
    • PATIENCE
    • HELL BUT HEAVEN
    • ANDY
    • TIFFANY
    • NAFEESA
    • TARO'S STYLER
    • CURRENTS
    • FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IM DOING THIS
    • UMMMM
    • ¿¡QUÉ?!
    • COLBY SPAM
    • CAT NOODS
    • TOWER OF LONELINESS
    • I PROMISE WE WERENT HIGH
    • SEIS BANDERAS
    • KING OF THE CLOUDS
    • IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY
    • GOD DAMNIT AMERICA
    • TAT ME UP BABE
    • MIS AMIGOS AS VINES
    • WTF, DYL PICKLE
    • PRAY FOR THE WICKED
    • VERY IMPORTANTE 1AM PSA
    • FIREY EYES
    • NETFLIX AND CHILL
    • UPDATE
    • UPDATE TO THE UPDATE
    • SHE PROTEC, SHE ATTAC
    • TH END OF THE FUCKING SHOW
    • DONT BE A BEACH
    • CHALLENGE PT 1
    • CHALLENGE PT 2
    • BROCK IS TATTED NOW??
    • MY ADDICTION
    • ROASTING GIRLS' OUTFITS BC I CAN
    • 💕💕 R.I.P TONY 💕💕
    • OMFG ANTHONY ILYSM
    • 🌈 TAG 🌈
    • ASK AWAY ~
    • STAN TASHLUND
    • :))
    • WHAT AM I DOING HERE
    • HELP 2 GALS OUT
    • PPL IM SHIPPED WITH
    • 1AM ASHLUND WEIRDNESS
    • F U N
    • TRUE OR FALSE: ARIES EDITION
    • JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF AUSTIN LYRICS
    • PORNSTARS, MANSIONS, AND PIGS, OH MY!
    • BLONDE BITCH
    • ONLY IN AMURICA
    • WE CAUGHT STDS
    • DEATH BOAT
    • KLEENEX THE KILLER / CHELSEY RANT
    • THE END (FOR NOW)

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    • INTRO
    • I DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE ANYWAYS
    • WHERE WAS I BORN? NOBODY KNOWS
    • LA TORTAAA
    • THEY KNOWS WHATS UP
    • ENTERTAIN ME
    • UPDATE
    • IM LIKE JACOB SARTORIUS, BUT WORSE
    • IDK WHAT IMMA SEE BUT OKAY
    • YA GIRL GOT TAGGED
    • GOTTA LOVE MY BOI WILL
    • DAD JOKE 1
    • SNATCH THAT HOLY WATER
    • JUST BC IM UP AT 3AM DOESNT MEAN IM POSSESSED
    • THINGS I SAY TOO MUCH
    • WHEN UR INSANITY TURNS INTO A DIY
    • IM NOT THAT INTERESTING
    • WIN SHIT AND STUFF
    • JOSH AND TYLER MY SWEETIES
    • WORSHIP HIM
    • THIS WAS A HOME ONCE
    • AMURICA. AKA DRUG LAND.
    • JOE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
    • *SIGH*
    • THINGS I TEXT TOO MUCH
    • JUICE SAVES LIVES
    • TAKE NOTES
    • VIOLET
    • HMU WITH Qs
    • LET YOU DOWN
    • WATERİNG PLANTS
    • RESTAURANT
    • GET CHU SOME FRENS LIKE THESE
    • BROMANCES
    • STRUGGLES
    • PAINT ME A WALLPAPER PAPI
    • TAGGED BY THE QUEEN
    • THE BAT AND DOGGO STORY
    • QUACK QUACK MOTHAFUCKA
    • AWKWARDNESS
    • BITCH BABY
    • WHO WANTS IN?!?
    • ANNOUNCEMENT
    • DEFEATED
    • RAIN ON MEEE
    • CHRISTO SPAM
    • GUYS HELP
    • T A R O
    • IM SORRY OFFICE DEPOT
    • LOSING MY BESTIE
    • MEOW, BITCH
    • DRESS ME
    • AMERICAN INSANITY 1
    • AMERICAN INSANITY 2
    • MAHK
    • IMPOPPY.IMPOPPY.IMPOPPY.
    • REFUSION
    • WHY GUYS
    • WHAT
    • I WAS LIED TO
    • IT WAS NICE KNOWING YALL
    • HALP MEH
    • DEAR FUTURE DORMIE
    • ROUND 2
    • UPDATE
    • I ALWAYS WONDERED
    • PERKS OF HAVING BESTIES WITH CATS
    • WATCH PLZ
    • THX IG
    • IDEK WHAT TO TITLE THIS
    • STORY OF MY LIFE THO
    • FOR TARO
    • TAGGED
    • RELATIONSHIP STATUS
    • DIGESTIVE? DIGESTIVE.
    • KINDLY FUCK OFF
    • FEED ME PLZ
    • STOP HITTING ME UP
    • ISLE DE CLEARWATER - VACA 1
    • HOTEL - VACA 2
    • JADES - VACA 3
    • TASHLUND FANFIC
    • HANDWRITING TAG
    • MAMI MEME
    • FUCK OFF, DOUCHEBAG
    • NOT EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND ~
    • DONT JUDGE ME OKAY
    • IT WAS NICE KNOWING U GUYS
    • TAKE ME AWAY
    • F U C K
    • WHY I DONT LIKE PPL
    • HONESTLY
    • WHEN U THINK LIFE CANT GET ANY WORSE
    • IT'S MUSIC TIME, BITCHES
    • GUESS WHO'S BACKKK
    • "THE TALK" WITH ASHLUND
    • BOOM
    • TO THE DEATH
    • RESULTS
    • BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
    • PROM YALL
    • I WANT OUT
    • FRICK U LINDA
    • COME BACK U SCHLAMPE
    • BILL BILL BILL BILL
    • HULK SMASH (PLS KILL MWAH)
    • -.-
    • N A F E E S A
    • WHY
    • REARVIEW
    • SONGS FOR TARO
    • SAD BUT TRU
    • NOTICE ME PLZ
    • SOMEONE CALM ME PLZ
    • THE TARO WAR
    • I A N
    • AMIGO NUEVO
    • LUCIFER HAS SPOKEN
    • NUMERÓ CUATRO BITCHACHOS
    • UM, EW. BURN IT PLZ.
    • MINE ❤
    • TOTALLY UNDERRATED SONGS
    • IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
    • CHOCO-HOE
    • ACK IM A SMURF
    • NO SLEEP SQUAD
    • HIGH HOPES
    • CHRISTO IS SHOOK
    • JUST CALL ME SHERLOCK
    • T A R O 2
    • ITS FUCKIN COMMON SENSE
    • BATTLE OF THE COCKS
    • 1:05 A.M. THOUGHTS
    • 50 SHADES OF LAUGHTER
    • IM WEIRDAROONI
    • IDK WHAT TO TITLE THIS
    • TARY SPAM
    • FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS
    • 5.31.18
    • 6.1.18
    • DOWNSIDES OF BEING MY FRIEND
    • A HELLA WEIRD FAVOR TO ASK
    • THE MOMENT NOBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR
    • IS THIS HOW IT ENDS?!?
    • RAPHAEL SPAM
    • PATIENCE
    • HELL BUT HEAVEN
    • ANDY
    • TIFFANY
    • NAFEESA
    • TARO'S STYLER
    • CURRENTS
    • FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IM DOING THIS
    • UMMMM
    • ¿¡QUÉ?!
    • COLBY SPAM
    • CAT NOODS
    • TOWER OF LONELINESS
    • I PROMISE WE WERENT HIGH
    • SEIS BANDERAS
    • KING OF THE CLOUDS
    • IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY
    • GOD DAMNIT AMERICA
    • TAT ME UP BABE
    • MIS AMIGOS AS VINES
    • WTF, DYL PICKLE
    • PRAY FOR THE WICKED
    • VERY IMPORTANTE 1AM PSA
    • FIREY EYES
    • NETFLIX AND CHILL
    • UPDATE
    • UPDATE TO THE UPDATE
    • SHE PROTEC, SHE ATTAC
    • TH END OF THE FUCKING SHOW
    • DONT BE A BEACH
    • CHALLENGE PT 1
    • CHALLENGE PT 2
    • BROCK IS TATTED NOW??
    • MY ADDICTION
    • ROASTING GIRLS' OUTFITS BC I CAN
    • 💕💕 R.I.P TONY 💕💕
    • OMFG ANTHONY ILYSM
    • 🌈 TAG 🌈
    • ASK AWAY ~
    • STAN TASHLUND
    • :))
    • WHAT AM I DOING HERE
    • HELP 2 GALS OUT
    • PPL IM SHIPPED WITH
    • 1AM ASHLUND WEIRDNESS
    • F U N
    • TRUE OR FALSE: ARIES EDITION
    • JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF AUSTIN LYRICS
    • PORNSTARS, MANSIONS, AND PIGS, OH MY!
    • BLONDE BITCH
    • ONLY IN AMURICA
    • WE CAUGHT STDS
    • DEATH BOAT
    • KLEENEX THE KILLER / CHELSEY RANT
    • THE END (FOR NOW)
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