Random South Park One Shots

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Key:
(y/n) - your name
(e/c) - your eye color 
(h/l) - your hair length
(h/c) - your hair color 
(f/c) - Favorite color

ericcartman
kennymccormick
kylebroflovski
love
readerxcharacter
shipping
southpark
stanmarsh

~before i read this~
                              me: eh this is probs just ganna be one of those boring oneshots
                              friend: you never know it could be good
                              me: yeah right
                              -after im done reading this-
                              me: *screams*
                              friend: OMG WAS IT BAD?!?!
                              me: *stares at her* NO IT WAS BEAUTIFUL *eyes are tearing up*

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If Mrs. Broflovski walked in on us know what I would do?
                              
                              
                              
                              AND THATS HOW YIU SPEAK IN JAPENESE

I was in Pre-Calc in the 9th grade... ._.  Kyle...  I think I got this figured out.

if my dad walked in he would've grabbed his baseball bat and hit Kyle with it..
                              
                              This is why I am happy that I don't like anyone..

if my dad walked in on me he would've shot Kyle and moved the whole family to Europe! xc

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