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    CURMUDGEON (2018 Watty Wildcard Winner)
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    eacomiskey
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    Complete, First published Mar 16, 2018
    Supernatural meets Grumpy Old Men.
        
        Richard had always believed he'd enjoy a few golden years before Death's bony hand reached for him. But what does he get? He gets to live across the hall from friggin' Stan Kapcheck with his shiny bald head and perfect teeth that were all his own, Stan Kapcheck who struts around like a peacock in his leather coat.
        
        Honestly! What kind of respectable senior citizen wears leather?
        
        But Stanley isn't your average senior citizen. He's a Hunter--a slayer of all things unnatural. He reveals to Richard that the one monster which has eluded him is the same beast that killed Richard's wife and it's due to kill again before the next new moon. The two men load up on ibuprofen and prune juice and embark on a cross-country demon-hunting adventure, but when The Devil Herself kidnaps Stanley, Richard realizes the line between Hunter and hunted is very thin, indeed, and the ornery octogenarian only has a few days left to trap The Devil, save Stanley, and slay the monster who murdered his bride.
        
        (Now available for pre-order from Scarsdale Publishing as "Some Monsters Never Die")
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    Table of contentsLast updated Dec 23, 2019
    • Author's Note
    • Chapter One - Richard
    • Chapter Two - Finn
    • Chapter Three - Richard
    • Chapter Four - Finn
    • Chapter Five - Richard
    • Chapter Six - Finn
    • Chapter Seven - Richard
    • Chapter Eight - Burke
    • Chapter Nine - Richard
    • Chapter Ten - Finn
    • Chapter Eleven - Richard
    • Monsters and Mayhem, Book 2!

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    • Author's Note
    • Chapter One - Richard
    • Chapter Two - Finn
    • Chapter Three - Richard
    • Chapter Four - Finn
    • Chapter Five - Richard
    • Chapter Six - Finn
    • Chapter Seven - Richard
    • Chapter Eight - Burke
    • Chapter Nine - Richard
    • Chapter Ten - Finn
    • Chapter Eleven - Richard
    • Monsters and Mayhem, Book 2!
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