Naruto Lemons/One-shots

Naruto Lemons/One-shots

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Skittlez and Rebel By Akatsuki_Devil_Twins Updated Aug 17, 2012

(Naruto)

HI GUYS ITS REBEL!!!!!! WITH AKATSUKISWEETHEARTMH!!!!!!! Yes I know I seem alive for once. Mehhhhhh~! I am only like this with friends anyways me and her wanted to make one shots for naruto characters and yes we will write the other fan fiction this summer if she doesn't move.  Anyways here is Naruto. And before that (OMFG I HATE MAH CAT) we shall let my friend say some stuff.

Me: Hey Skittle

Skittle: Hi

Me: Why are you at my house stalker? :D

Skittle: cuz you invited me?

Me:.... SOOOOOOOOOO why are we writing fanfictions?

Sasuke: You can't type worth a crap.

Me: SHUT THE (censored) UP!!!!

Skittle:*Crying in real life*

Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER NOW!!?!

Skittlez: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!

Me: WE ARE ON THE SAME COMPUTER YEAH I DO, YOU DON'T SEE ME CRYING WIMP

Skittlez: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT MEANS SO MUCH MORE TO ME

Sasuke: Wtf???!?!? O.o

My cat: *decides to jump onto Rebels face, hits lamp and falls off bed*

Skittlez: *Stabs Sasuke in the eyes*
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  • 3rd
  • awesome
  • hawt
  • hot
  • kakashi
  • lemon
  • lemons
  • one
  • sai
  • sasuke
  • seven
  • shot
😓if you don't gag at 11in you're a witch (coming from a wiccan that's saying something). And 11inches would rip things inside you!!!
UM OH HELL NO I AINT UR B+TCH UR MY SIDE HOE GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT B+TCH
elysia718 elysia718 Mar 23
He did say that he wanted to restore his clan during the team 7 introductions in Naruto
blurryfuuck blurryfuuck Jul 28, 2016
Tomatoes bout nasty as hell but ig if thats what sasuke likes
Snow_Owl_Gamez Snow_Owl_Gamez Oct 10, 2016
I was eating ramen the whole time slurping and my mom almost died laughing at me
Koalakubz1 Koalakubz1 Sep 26, 2016
I was eating my breakfast, and I literally choked. 
                              
                              Damn perv deserves a MAKA CHOP!!! 😡