Naruto Lemons/One-shots

Naruto Lemons/One-shots

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Skittlez and Rebel By Akatsuki_Devil_Twins Updated Aug 17, 2012

(Naruto)

HI GUYS ITS REBEL!!!!!! WITH AKATSUKISWEETHEARTMH!!!!!!! Yes I know I seem alive for once. Mehhhhhh~! I am only like this with friends anyways me and her wanted to make one shots for naruto characters and yes we will write the other fan fiction this summer if she doesn't move.  Anyways here is Naruto. And before that (OMFG I HATE MAH CAT) we shall let my friend say some stuff.

Me: Hey Skittle

Skittle: Hi

Me: Why are you at my house stalker? :D

Skittle: cuz you invited me?

Me:.... SOOOOOOOOOO why are we writing fanfictions?

Sasuke: You can't type worth a crap.

Me: SHUT THE (censored) UP!!!!

Skittle:*Crying in real life*

Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER NOW!!?!

Skittlez: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!

Me: WE ARE ON THE SAME COMPUTER YEAH I DO, YOU DON'T SEE ME CRYING WIMP

Skittlez: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT MEANS SO MUCH MORE TO ME

Sasuke: Wtf???!?!? O.o

My cat: *decides to jump onto Rebels face, hits lamp and falls off bed*

Skittlez: *Stabs Sasuke in the eyes*
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blurryfuuck blurryfuuck Jul 28
Tomatoes bout nasty as hell but ig if thats what sasuke likes
I was eating ramen the whole time slurping and my mom almost died laughing at me
Koalakubz1 Koalakubz1 Sep 26
I was eating my breakfast, and I literally choked. 
                              
                              Damn perv deserves a MAKA CHOP!!! 😡
Koalakubz1 Koalakubz1 Sep 26
Aww damn *in mai room*
                              Aww damn * at the park*
                              AWW HOT DAMN * at the white House*
-bakainlove -bakainlove Sep 26
im dying i dont even read lemon for the sex i read it for the amusement with moments like this
....😢...*soob* I-*sniffle*-I'M SORRRY!! PLEASE DON'T YELL AT MEEEE!!