Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia

Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia

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Matt Hawkins By mchawkinsauthor Updated 15 minutes ago

There is no greengrocer in Springvale. No bakery or fish shop. There isn't even a milk bar. One-by-one they've been put out of business by supermarket mogul Sal Monella and his farting monkeys.

Only one competitor remains: Bert's Quality Meats.

Bert has owned his shop for forty years, and he's not going to sell without a fight.

So begins an epic retail war: between Sal and his monkeys, and Butcher Bert and his resourceful Viet cleanup kid Kim. Sal will stop at nothing, even if it means seducing Kim's prune-eating school teacher, in a steamy scene that will have you reaching for the nearest bucket. 

Springvale will never be the same again.

FOR FANS OF
David Walliams
Andy Griffiths
Roald Dahl
Charles Darwin

READERSHIP
Ages 7 to 10, or anyone who enjoys a good fart joke.

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GamerWorld8 GamerWorld8 Mar 09
Only u matt, can make something (the menu) so gross so funny! Love it!💓 😻😂🙈