Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia

Butcher Bert & the Monkey Mafia

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Matt Hawkins By mchawkinsauthor Updated a day ago

There is no greengrocer in Springvale. No bakery or fish shop. There isn't even a milk bar. One-by-one they've been put out of business by supermarket mogul Sal Monella and his farting monkeys.

Only one competitor remains: Bert's Quality Meats.

Bert has owned his shop for forty years, and he's not going to sell without a fight.

So begins an epic retail war: between Sal and his monkeys, and Butcher Bert and his resourceful Viet cleanup kid Kim. Sal will stop at nothing, even if it means seducing Kim's prune-eating school teacher, in a steamy scene that will have you reaching for the nearest bucket. 

Springvale will never be the same again.

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Andy Griffiths
Roald Dahl
Charles Darwin

Ages 7 to 10, or anyone who enjoys a good fart joke.

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GamerWorld8 GamerWorld8 Mar 09
Only u matt, can make something (the menu) so gross so funny! Love it!💓 😻😂🙈