The Bite Cleaner

The Bite Cleaner

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OldManSteve By OldManSteve Updated Oct 30

Elk Grove Nevada: A growing city along the Sierra Nevada with a large population of shifters finally gets a Bite Cleaner of their own. Enter Dr. Reuben Camacho, the unlucky sap who gets sucked into the shifter world unwillingly. He treats every patient with respect, no matter what literal mess they got themselves into, provided they pay on time. 

Joining him are his DJ biter roommate Lucas, his bounty-hunter girlfriend Tanya, and Faviola the demanding NSA liaison. The doctor will need all the help he can get with strange patients and HMOs confused with his paperwork. 

Seinfeldian humor meets Urban shifter fantasy in this darkly funny tale. Yes it's tale, not tail y'all can't spell mother********!

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  • hospital
  • humor
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  • medical
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  • shifter
  • sliceoflife
  • urban
  • urbanfantasy
  • vampire
garlictonic garlictonic Mar 31
dang now i want some mcdonald’s ....drinkable mcdonald’s