Thirteen Letters to Cupid

Thirteen Letters to Cupid

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racingheart By hisracingheart Updated May 14, 2011

Dear Cupid,

This is totally stupid. I don't get why I have to do this.

My therapist says that I have to write a letter to the person I hate the most in the world. I don't think she meant you, an utterly fictional Roman mythical god of desire, affection and erotic love. I think she meant someone real, maybe. But no. You are the person I hate the most.

I really don't know how this letter's meant to go, since she told me to "reconcile" with you, and tell you I'm sorry. I have nothing to be sorry for, and to be honest, neither do you. I think that's quite a big hole in her plan.

But I'm going to do this anyway.

So how should I start?

I hate you. It's not just you, I guess. I hate "love" in general, and you're just so readily associated to "love". My therapist says that I'm like this because of my childhood - not that I had a bad childhood. No, my childhood was actually pretty normal. Apart from the fact that since the age of three, I've been trained in Kung Fu, Judo, Boxing, Taekwond...

Amplifyit38 Amplifyit38 Jul 24
......😂😂😂 agreeing with the person in front of me like
I feel bad for him, you know for having the female version of a douchebag as a girlfriend
I'm cringing and laughing at the same time!!! 😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏👏👏👏
Amplifyit38 Amplifyit38 Jul 24
Her friend probably looking at her like 😁😁😁😁😁😐🤔
Amplifyit38 Amplifyit38 Jul 24
She spending five hundred dollars on a dude 😂😂 I don't care how good you look you ain't getting my money 😂😂😂
Take out the hundred in that sentence and i still wont have enough