My Step-Brother's a Damn Mexican (BoyxBoy)

My Step-Brother's a Damn Mexican (BoyxBoy)

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Erik with a 'k' c: By resxstance Updated Nov 30, 2014

Norman Triton is a douche bag--THE douche bag; a conceited jerk who parties like there's no tomorrow, and goes through girls like they're bags of Lays Potato Chips (because you can't have just one)!. He's happy with his life. What else could he possibly need? 

Suddenly, his world is turned upside down when his dad tells him they're moving from his amazing home in California to Florida and they will be living in with his new step-family.

What makes matters worse is that his new step-family aren't preppy white people, but damn Mexicans!

When he meets his new family, nothing goes the way that it should. And, to make matters worse, something sparks between him and his step-brother--something both funny and heartbreaking at the same time.

But isn't Norman straight?

THERE WILL BE OFFENSIVE AND SEXUAL CONTENT IN HERE!! IT'S JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY AND IS NOT MY INTENTION TO BE RACIST AGAINST THOSE OF ANY ETHNICITY!! IF YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS, LEAVE NOW! THIS IS YOUR WARNING!

  • boyxboy
  • bxb
  • comedy
  • douchebag
  • florida
  • funny
  • gay
  • hector
  • jacob
  • love
  • nector
  • norman
  • stepbrother
this is so so bad but it's funny as hell. i'm going hell 😂😂
Boi. You dumb asf. Florida And Cali, are almost the same, just one is in the south, and another is in the north. One has earthquakes, one has bad storms. Neither one of them has snow, well, they do, but it's the rarest occurrence ever. And both have beach bodies walking the streets.
Atleast you didn't go to Virginia. States of Potatoes well me
gvldenpapi gvldenpapi Aug 03
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I feel like i'm laughing more on how ridiculous these jokes are
sleepyb202 sleepyb202 Sep 06
The last sentence is the single gayest thing I have ever heard