After declaring war against the school's football empire, Leroi Slayberry, the omni-horny silver-spooned but dimwitted basketball captain adds to his lifetime list of bad decisions by carnally helping the bicuriousity of his best friend, falling head over heels for an asexual sociopath and attempting to get both his desires satiated.
Now, he has to fight for his love, but his love for who? A question he's too blinded--by SATs and TOEFLs, school politics, family hullabaloo, ghetto setto, postpubescent flames, testosterone and the bro code--to answer. And when the outer layers of his inamoratos are peeled off, Leroi's brain reasonably decides his love is better off unclaimed. But the heart wants what it wants. And it wants a trifecta.
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