"you're going to hell, ashton irwin."
i wanted to be a . . . dolphin trainer ?? idek how five-year-old came up with such a weird job but o ok then
that's so adorable. i would've probably done this when i was 5 —
if i had any friends at all. which i didn't. sigh.
Listen up you little fûckboy, I don't know what dadd- I mean Jack has been teaching you, but stop it. Stop it rn.
nuh uh sweetie HAVE U SEEN THOSE HELLA HOT BUFF MEN IN THE OLYMPICS
Ashton had dead straight blonde hair at this age haha, okay okay. I'll imagine curly haired young ash:)
Lol the fetus 5sos squad would probably be the cutest thing ever