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And He Still Didn't Fire Me

And He Still Didn't Fire Me

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Hello, Wattpader. I like you. By TheFoxSaysHi Completed

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome."

"Yep!"

"Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow.

I nodded dumbly.
And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..."

"Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide.

"Yo!"

"And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..."

"You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear.

"You're hired, hobo."

Demonspawns Demonspawns Mar 26
UM MY LALA LAND IS BROKEN SO CAN I ENTER YOURS 
                              
                              
                              
                              SMOOTHEST PICKUP LINE EVER
Habon1999 Habon1999 May 16
Ah this is my third time reading ,it never gets old always making me laugh 😆
Pink_Poo Pink_Poo Mar 20
That's a better goal than, "Finding my one true love and start a family"
I JUST SNORTED OUT LOUD AND IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's already the love of my life and she's not even real! 😂