And He Still Didn't Fire Me

And He Still Didn't Fire Me

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Hello, Wattpader. I like you. By TheFoxSaysHi Completed

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome."


"Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow.

I nodded dumbly.
And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..."

"Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide.


"And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..."

"You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear.

"You're hired, hobo."

Get your education 
                              Don't forget from which you came 
                              And the Worlds gonna know your name
                              What's Your Name Man
                              ALEXANDER HAMILTON ⭐️
Thanks to the comments I now know what you meant by "rubber". 🙌🏼
leanne2281 leanne2281 Nov 25, 2016
Me too. Some how all my erasers end up getting over like maybe in less than a month cause I love breaking my erasers idek why
She's already the love of my life and she's not even real! 😂