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And He Still Didn't Fire Me

And He Still Didn't Fire Me

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Hello, Wattpader. I like you. By TheFoxSaysHi Completed

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome."


"Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow.

I nodded dumbly.
And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..."

"Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide.


"And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..."

"You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear.

"You're hired, hobo."

Demonspawns Demonspawns 3 days ago
                              SMOOTHEST PICKUP LINE EVER
cutehijabi1233 cutehijabi1233 4 days ago
That is me my mum sweared not to take me with her in a car anymore bcz of that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pink_Poo Pink_Poo Mar 20
Normally, oblivious characters aren't likeable (with a couple more exceptions) but I love this kind of obliviousness
wunderlaz wunderlaz Mar 13
thanks a lot candy, ive been searching for this bot's name jajaja i used to use it when i was little hahaha
Pink_Poo Pink_Poo Mar 20
That's a better goal than, "Finding my one true love and start a family"
milkshook milkshook Mar 13
I've been trying to do that in elementary but it turns hard and dirty..