South Park x Reader One-Shots

Have you ever thought to yourself "What is it like to love a fictional guy?"(Probably). Follow on a journey of love, cuss and passion!

Humor humor park south

*Nosebleeds* God dammit!! My nose bled three or four times today!!

Don't worry about it.
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              I cuss daily like a sailor that stubbed their toe. XD

I understand how we are siblings in this story.... cheesy poofs are my children

O_O 
                              *reads "Hove about you make-up for all the waiting and wishing this moment." NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE LOTS OF NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *packs bags and slams the door*

It's South Park so don't be sorry about the rude language. That's just the way the show is. XD

Maybe you can continue this with a lemon? i know i am messed up......