Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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kier By raughy Completed

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

You don't believe in god, I don't believe in luck, they don't believe in us, but I believe in JOHN CENA
Also better stop drinking all that coffee or you're gonna get a caffeine cold
Chyro_Chan Chyro_Chan Feb 15
I swear
                              If someone walked in rn they'd be so freaked out cuz I'm just Evily 
                              Smirking
Wouldn't it be so cool if you could actually undress someone with your eyes
That sounds like something I would write 
                              
                              Except so far it could only be "ode to sucking a banana with a flavored condom on it" because that's the closest thing I've done to sucking dick
I have my own mug 
                              
                              It's a parks and rec mug and it's my favorite thing in the world