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Pen Your Pride
Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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+ By babyspiders Completed

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

  • boy
  • chemical
  • fall
  • fob
  • mcr
  • mikey
  • mikeyway
  • out
  • pete
  • petekey
  • petewentz
  • pikey
  • slash
  • way
  • wentz
Yunoaccept Yunoaccept Apr 03
I WAKE UP FINE AND DANDY BUT THEN BY THE TIME I FIND IT HANDY TO RIP. YOUR DICK. APART.
why am i about to read this again? i read this all in one night before and i was crying at 4:30 AM instead of doing my homework
I thought this would be a great time to say I absolutely love your writing
IM A 'NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK' YOU NEED ME MORE THAN A JUNKIE NEEDS CRACK.
                              
                              yes I love references no one understands.
I don’t even care about the Petekey I like this storyline better
for the state testing thing I had to write about food waste management so I made a lesbian love story between a garbage woman and a trash superhero get on my fuckin level