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Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

Literally me and my best friend eVERY ONE THINKS WERE DATING AND PEOPLE SHOUT "RELATIONSHIP GOALS AF" IN THE HALLS OF MY SCHOOL WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS
HERE WE GO AGAIN WISHING WE COULD START AGAIN WENDY RUN AWAY WITH ME
angstonanangle angstonanangle 7 days ago
OHH HOW ITS BEEN SO LONG, WERE SO SORRY WEVE BEEN GONE, WE WERE BUSY WRITING SONGS FOR *pause* YOU
EVERYONE ALREADY MADE THE REFERENCE OH WELL IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION WE KNEW THAT WE WERE DESTINED TO EXPLODE
angstonanangle angstonanangle 6 days ago
I'm procrastinating studying for my math finals, I'm suck a rebel 🍆💦😫💯
Actually, Eiffel Tower is considered small compared to other buildings