Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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kier By raughy Completed

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

averageAlmond averageAlmond 3 days ago
also australia is so harsh i had a funnel web infestation in my backyard. like nooooOOOOO
averageAlmond averageAlmond 3 days ago
ok ok as an true blue aussie i can tell you that it is so fùckin laid back like you could have a 17 yr old dating a 40 yr old and no one would blink its not good
trashiestmemes trashiestmemes 15 hours ago
I love Gordon Ramsey because I think I can relate to him on a spirtual level
trashiestmemes trashiestmemes 17 hours ago
eye fućking always reminds me of Dean and Cas because everytime they're together it always happens
trashiestmemes trashiestmemes 16 hours ago
That was so good. I think you are definetely one of if not the best writers on wattpad