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Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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kier By babyspiders Completed

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

Wait no if this isn't happy, I just read throam and twist & shout do you want to kill me?
I have to keep reminding myself that American kids move out of their houses waaaaaay sooner than Brazilian kids while reading this, otherwise it would just mean they hated Gerard.
omg-dont-mind-me omg-dont-mind-me 6 days ago
My parents wont let me have coffee so it just makes it more valuable to me
u called her mum which means ur probably maybe british so if so haii fellow briton
HallieQuinn17 HallieQuinn17 5 days ago
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE TRUEST MOST GENUINE MOST WEIRD MOST AWESOME SENTENCE I'VE EVER EAD
I can't believe Pete's trying to get dîck by using the "no ur not a lesbian" tactic.