Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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kier By raughy Completed

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

-ToxicHawk- -ToxicHawk- Jan 07
1) NONO O WAYCEST IS WRONG 2)pretty odd more like pretty gay
trashiestmemes trashiestmemes Dec 06, 2016
trashiestmemes trashiestmemes Dec 05, 2016
That was so good. I think you are definetely one of if not the best writers on wattpad
bandit309 bandit309 Jan 13
I read that "sweaty five year old" instead of "twenty five year old" I hate myself
Hmb8603_ Hmb8603_ Dec 29, 2016
I think everyone is pan until proven otherwise but I don't always follow that. I just assume everyone is asexual.
-ToxicHawk- -ToxicHawk- Jan 07
I am a pasty white emo that will start crying blood don't need these references right now