Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

Just Off The Key Of Reason (Pete Wentz/Mikey Way)

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I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth.

I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. 

Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh?

But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

madasrabbis madasrabbis Jul 30
HUM HALLELUJAH JUST OFF THE KEY OF REASON I THOUGHT I LOVE YOU
trashiaf trashiaf Sep 02
I put this in my library awhile ago and now I'm scared.. Chapter 1, 137 pages here we go then
being the younger girl has an advantage for me, because all I say are these:
                              "I'm on my period, can't do that"
                              "Homework"
                              "I'm tired"
                              "I can't do that, I don't know how"
Finally, a ff that actually let Gee's Black Parade hair exist!
everyone is either "AWW" or " me and my siblings <3" 
                              
                              
                              
                              lmao i cant even relate
when you're a young emo, you know the feeling of no eyeliner