The Fundamental Theorem of Chemistry
Just picture it. Fast-talking 21st century boy, living on the edge of life, has girls hanging on his every word, but can't find the right one to love. Holland Castle is not that boy. For one, she's a girl. Two, she can't believe her parents were so sadistic when deciding her name for the rest of her meager existence. And three, her social life was ruthlessly kidnapped by the tyrannical overlord known as School. Not to say that she didn't have friends. She did. Some. Crack open that textbook as you join Holland on her mystical quest to determine if she will ever procure affection from the opposite sex and learn about chemistry outside of the classroom.