Dig a Little Deeper
"...so, as I was saying, why can't unicorns be real! I mean what if narwhals secretly do have magic but they don't want to be put in labs and experimented on. Ooh! Ooh! Call me crazy, but what if a long, long time ago, a unicorn had a child with a porpoise but it was illegal in that ancient society for animals to mate with different species and the porpoise betrayed the unicorn so all the unicorns were hunted down and killed! I mean that is so gruesome! But before the unicorns were killed, the baby had its goodbyes with its mother and then he ran away after his mother said that his name was narwhal and he had secret powers that he had to discover! So the. He ran away and found this advanced society where he cloned himself but the society was so advanced he could clone himself into a female too! What if now the government figures it out and they're just hiding the truth from us! But no no no! They can't fool me! Right Skylar!"
My best friend just sighed and said,"Sometimes I don't even know why I hang out with you in public.. and also, you are crazy."
" I am just going to take that as a compliment because when you hang out with me in public, the rest of the world just can't handle me and you together. Together, we are powerful enough to take over the world. Think of this, in just a few years, 'Behold your supreme mega awesome overlords Francis McClaine and Skylar Johnson!'
isn't that awesome!"
As you can see, between me and Skylar, I do most of the talking.