Himura Akemi was training to be a priestess. At least she was before her entire village plus her family decided to give her the boot at age 7. She then becomes a nomad wandering around the 5 Great Shinobi Nations. She's met lots of interesting people and learned a lot of skills. But because of her secluded village and her moving around so much she has no idea what a ninja is or that they exist. So when some Konaha ninjas finds her after a bad encounter with some people and force her into becoming a resident ninja of Konaha. What is Akemi going to do? She's going to wreak havoc of course.
***Be warned that I wrote this in middle school and it's full of overused anime tropes and has a Mary Sue protagonist, but it has it randomly funny moments. Enjoy my burning trash fire of fanfiction***
- Character info
- There's no place like home *note sarcasm*
- I'm being stalked by a pirate and his yoga teacher
- I scream rape and no one comes to help
- Escape #3 was a bust
- Sometimes first impressions should also be last impressions
- All aboard the Pirate crew
- You would never guess what's in it
- People say alcohol is relieving but the people who drink it aren't
- Pirate is training us to be squirrels
- Cowboys and Pirates are sworn enemies
- The 'Chewin' Exams?
- ***BONUS CHAPTER: My daring escape***
- Staring is a contagious disease
- This is why Ibiki will never babysit
- Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
- You can always find perverts in the woods
- All I can say is, "prelims suck so much"
- Ninjas are not demon consorting freaks just freaks
- ***I told you alcoholic drinkers are nothing but trouble***
- Hide your cats, I'm staying
- Kidnapping grandpas since last Fall
- You better thank me or I'm beating you with a fish
- Why Akemi owns a cross
- Adults are such idiots but kids aren't that far behind
- Not a chapter but check it out
- Me almost dying and other normal stuff
- I seem to freaking know everyone
- Akemi can be too naive sometimes
- The jerk who stole my shoes
- Bonding time with Daddy Dearest
- Troublesome girl, troublesome boy
- ***Even murderes can be nice.....sometimes***
- Screw this I'm going fishing
- Never go shopping with Pirate
- I think I just fried my brain
- Heroes don't always save the day
- Chapter Thirty-Three
- Author note