Dirty Hetalia Confessions

Dirty Hetalia Confessions

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Cana P. By PaperLettuce Completed

Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!!   WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

  • aph
  • dirtystories
  • drunkasfuck
  • hetalia
  • world
Brudinchen Brudinchen Jan 06
Oh come on Romano. We all know that you’re secretly the biggest gerita fanboy
TheShyDogLover TheShyDogLover 4 days ago
Hopefully not as loose as you America. No pants already. How more loose can you get? Wait don't answer that. 
                              ....I have no life. I'll leave now.
I_Neeed_Help I_Neeed_Help Nov 13, 2017
People are all like "Canada and Italy are too innocent!!"
                              
                              Well, think about it like this. Canada was raised by France, sooooo... yeah... and Italy can rival France when it comes to flirting...
Me:*inhale*
                              Germany: oh no
                              Me: *Hitler voice* NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!
kaawian kaawian 2 days ago
I don't know why but as I read vork I immediately thought of F o r k
                              
                              Shut up we have fork to do
ThisOtakuNeedsHelp ThisOtakuNeedsHelp Nov 06, 2017
Why did I read this as 'Shrink dat ass'?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Someone help me