The Bearded Beauty: A Tongue-In-Cheek Tribute

The Bearded Beauty: A Tongue-In-Cheek Tribute

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fedoralady60 By fedoralady60 Updated Feb 17, 2011

The Bearded Beauty: My Tongue-in-Cheek Tribute to Mr. A's Newly Acquired Hirsuteness

(Whilst I love Mr. A's clean-shaven face and that sexy stubble he rocks so well, I have to admit I find his "Grizzly Adams" look for Thorin very attractive. Brings out my inner cave woman!)

There are some who eschew guys who pass up a razor,

Preferring a clean-shaven face.

As for me, I don't agree.

I don't think it's so weird to fancy a gent with a beard;

Facial hair-oooh, that air of masculinity!

That alpha maleness lurking in the vicinity

Of a handsome hirsute face 

makes one's heart quicken its pace  . . .

(Downy-cheeked lads just lack a certain-virility.)

And when the beard that's sprouting out

Graces not some average lout

But Our Man who outshines all the rest of 'em. . .

Hip, hip hooray! Oh, glorious day!

Mr. A, you rock that beard, I have to say

When we first caught a glimpse of The Hirsuteness

Bearded Beauty extraordinaire, 

what gorgeousness was there!

What a sexy, sexy beas...