Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

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arcticstars By arcticstars Completed

The media calls them superheroes. Their friends call them a bunch of freeloading tossers who need to get a job. 
  
  For these five young superbeings, fighting crime was never part of the picture. Why make a living when you can use your power to facilitate petty theft? Once known as Team Colossus, they're now happily redundant, branded as the Colossal Screw-Ups. 
  
  But when a shadowy stranger bursts into their flat with a gun and an unexplainable vendetta, their days of larceny have ended. There's a war on. The time for daytime television and microwave dinners is over.
  
  
  {Written 2014.}

secndsofsoma secndsofsoma Jul 26, 2016
I swear these murder threats are getting so annoying, always the same sh*t 😑
aesthetic_mind aesthetic_mind Jun 21, 2016
..... this is gonna be how I end every conversation now.... "also I like khakis"
OH? OH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SIR OH? ISN'T GOING TO FIX MY CARPET
486TheCat 486TheCat Dec 20, 2016
She didn't notice the obvious? Like, a guy walking in with TWO BULLET HOLES in his forehead!? She's either super inept or just doesn't care!