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Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

64.3K Reads 4.3K Votes 9 Part Story
arcticstars By arcticstars Completed

The media calls them superheroes. Their friends call them a bunch of freeloading tossers who need to get a job. 
  
  For these five young superbeings, fighting crime was never part of the picture. Why make a living when you can use your power to facilitate petty theft? Once known as Team Colossus, they're now happily redundant, branded as the Colossal Screw-Ups. 
  
  But when a shadowy stranger bursts into their flat with a gun and an unexplainable vendetta, their days of larceny have ended. There's a war on. The time for daytime television and microwave dinners is over.
  
  
  {Written 2014.}

secndsofsoma secndsofsoma Jul 26, 2016
I swear these murder threats are getting so annoying, always the same sh*t 😑
Just a question... What kind of things do you do when you are sorting yourself out when there are two bullets in yo head?
OH? OH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SIR OH? ISN'T GOING TO FIX MY CARPET
Seriously is this Leo Valdez because I still don't have an answer
486TheCat 486TheCat Dec 20, 2016
She didn't notice the obvious? Like, a guy walking in with TWO BULLET HOLES in his forehead!? She's either super inept or just doesn't care!
Leo was just trying to SKULLupt a laughing moment guys. We should let him have a moment