Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

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arcticstars By arcticstars Completed

The media calls them superheroes. Their friends call them a bunch of freeloading tossers who need to get a job. 
  
  For these five young superbeings, fighting crime was never part of the picture. Why make a living when you can use your power to facilitate petty theft? Once known as Team Colossus, they're now happily redundant, branded as the Colossal Screw-Ups. 
  
  But when a shadowy stranger bursts into their flat with a gun and an unexplainable vendetta, their days of larceny have ended. There's a war on. The time for daytime television and microwave dinners is over.
  
  
  {Written 2014.}

I swear these murder threats are getting so annoying, always the same sh*t 😑
..... this is gonna be how I end every conversation now.... "also I like khakis"
Akshi17595 Akshi17595 Aug 06
No matter what you do, you could go ahead and even die, do NOT get blood on the carpet
Kixeee Kixeee Oct 13
If 2094 is ancient, then I can't imagine what my 2014 one is...
_Trapical _Trapical Oct 03
wow like five paragraphs into this book and its so relatable
Nice story beginning. What country does it take place in though?