Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

Real Heroes Wear Capes ✓

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arcticstars By arcticstars Completed

The media calls them superheroes. Their friends call them a bunch of freeloading tossers who need to get a job. 
  
  For these five young superbeings, fighting crime was never part of the picture. Why make a living when you can use your power to facilitate petty theft? Once known as Team Colossus, they're now happily redundant, branded as the Colossal Screw-Ups. 
  
  But when a shadowy stranger bursts into their flat with a gun and an unexplainable vendetta, their days of larceny have ended. There's a war on. The time for daytime television and microwave dinners is over.
  
  
  {Written 2014.}

I feel like this whole story really just revolves around the carpet...not that mind or anything
Epsilon356 Epsilon356 Jun 06
I'm officially seeing Spaceballs Ron maid Joan Rivers. It's headcanon, you can't stop me.
DipStick45 DipStick45 Jul 09
What could you possibly need to sort out other than your funeral?