You know that crazy neighbor you have? No. The other one. Wait, you were right the the first time, sorry. That's Izzy Pond. A crazy, lovable girl who loves Doctor Who, and bands. And food. Like Oreos, and Nutella. But who doesn't, am I right? There's another thing you should know about Izzy Pond. Izzy.... Well.... She gets kidnapped by One Direction. HOLD UP. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. "ANOTHER FANFIC ABOUT ONE DIRECTION WHERE A GIRL GETS KIDNAPPED?" This isn't your normal One Direction Kidnapping Fanfic. Nope nope nope. This is different. Well.. It is about One Direction.. And it is about her getting kidnapped by them.. But it's.. I don't know how to explain it. But let's just say it involves 5Sauce, Nutella, silly string, pigeons, ice cream, clowns, conveyor belts, letting fan girls in to the house as revenge, cat fights, people getting buried in the snow with only underwear on, etc. And you thought this was a normal fanfic. Copyright February 21, 2014.