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I'll Bite You To Death! [Naruto]

I'll Bite You To Death! [Naruto]

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Kurotsuki Chika; a twelve year old, seemingly crazy S-Rank criminal - the youngest one in history. Bound by an immortal curse and a demon who cracks dry jokes, Chika was sent to the Akatsuki at the age of eight. Now at the age of twelve, she is sent to Konoha where our mental heroine is meant to spy on the Kyuubi. Team 7, an unexpected combination of a perverted Jounin co-leader, another emo Uchiha, a useless stalking fangirl and the Kyuubi in question.  Will Chika bite them all to death, or spare them from her insane wrath?

Minakomonika Minakomonika Aug 06, 2016
Me:Blankie my love!Hold meh
                              Blankie:... -_- nope
                              Me:you're so cruel(growing mushrooms in emo corner)
Minakomonika Minakomonika Aug 06, 2016
I gota thank those to for teaching her such Wonderfull vocabulary!
                              That is with a little help from my dear old chainsaws muahahaha
Minakomonika Minakomonika Aug 06, 2016
Welp
                              At least it is a spider and not a cen-ti-pe-te
                              (centipete shows up)
                              Eeeek CENTIPETE GET IT AWAY
Jashin: B*TCH WHO THE F*CK YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO IMMA WHOOP THAT ASS DONT LET ME SEE YOU IN THE STREETS HOW TRY MY B*TCH?!?!?!!?!?
                              Aoi: *Does a quick sacrifice*
                              Jashin: Im okay now...
Ze_DragonGodSlayer Ze_DragonGodSlayer Dec 07, 2016
Wait wait wait,why isn't Itachi emo King?sasuke should be emo prince.
McDonalds has a new menu item called the Crispy Duck Roasted Burger cover in one layer of lettuce while the rest is covered in tomatoes even tomato bread!
                              
                              BA BA BA BA BA DAAA!~ IM F*CKING IT!