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He's Still An Asshole (TomTord)

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"Do you care about me?"
     "With all my heart, my love."
     "Do you love me?"
     "Do you want the whole answer?"	
     "Sure."
       
    "I love you like the stars in the skies. I want to love you until my dying breath. I took over this world and recreate it with you in mind. I never want to forget you. I know I have been neglectful, but, I never want you to think I don't love you. You have to do something really messed and even then, I can't hate you. You are my heart, my beloved."
  
   It's been six months since Tom and Tord have been officially dating in private. Despite all that, it's complicated being the boyfriend of the Red Leader despite a few knowing about it. 
   
  To make matters worse, Tom's family has a secret that threatens the two  lovebirds.
    
    If Tom doesn't claim Tord as his mate soon, time isn't the only thing that will break them apart. 
    
    *I decided to reupload  all the chapters  in this book instead. 
    
    This is the second book of He's An Asshole. 
    
    Warning: Will contain, smut, angst, violence, guns, BDSM, language, and craziness.All Rights Reserved

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Fall In Love With War. { Eddsworld / TomTord by Zib-Zob

that's right I made TomTord fanfic suck my balls🖕🖕🖕 (I'm kidding I luv u guys) It's been a few years since "The End", ten years to be exact. Tord believes that Edd, Matt and Tom died in the rubble of the house that day, well... He's convinced Tom died after he shot that harpoon, the other two not so much. Tord is in the middle of making war once again, The Red Army and another army that will be revealed later in the book. Unfortunately, Tords mental state has rapidly decreased over the past few months, leading him to locking himself in his office and barely talking to anyone. Not even Paul and Pat. Though, the one time he answers to them, they have amazing news and an idea, and idea that will not only help in the war, but might also help Tord with his mental state. But what is this idea? Read to find out. This fanfic will contain: swearing, eating disorders, mentions of suicide and self harm, and gay people. Please be advised before reading, if any of these trigger you avoid chapters with those in them.

All of YOU by LittleR3dHazmat

(Tord x Reader) !!!TO BE REVISED AND REWRITTEN!! I was abruptly pulled out of the house by the strong hand of someone in a red hoodie. The male walked me a bit away from the decently sized, yet small, yellow house and it's iconic red roof. He looked a little nerve wrecked and definitely didn't want to be near the others at the moment. This caught my attention since he'd been acting fine with the boys yesterday and before that (except with Tom that is). The man pulled a hand through his horned, brunette hair, as if to gather his thoughts. Then he stared my in the eyes with both of our gazed locked tightly. His lips parted and finally the words slipped from his mouth, "Will...Will you join me in the Red Army..?" There was clear hesitation in his voice. My breath hitched a moment when everything suddenly turned upside down. He's my best friend, and for as long as I knew him he hardly did anything to hurt me. Then again, what about the others? Tom would no doubt disown me even though he posed as a brother figure to me. Edd's and Matt's reactions would definitely reflect Tom's. The thought of betrayal tore me in two leaving me to sit on the fence. My head rung with so many thoughts at once I just couldn't gather myself. Once I did I gave the man a stern look in his piercing, grey eyes. With my eyebrows knit together, I said what I needed to say. "---------------." (!!!DISCLAIMER!!!) (I do not own any of the characters from eddsworld nor any of the pictures/artwork I choose to show!)

"𝙸 𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙳" // A TomTord Fanfic (DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY/PERMANENTLY) by Reddative

Tord wanted to stay with his old friends, he didn't want to cover up his emotions towards Tom with hatred. But he couldn't, as he had an Army to lead and a Dream to make a reality. He will not let his injuries get in the way, besides. He was already making progress. So he cut off his right arm and replaced it with a mechanical one. He didn't care about nothing else but his dream to lead an army and take over the world to make is a safer, and better place. But deep down... He wanted Tom by his side while he achieved this. He wanted to hug his crush and kiss him on the lips every time he came back to his Army Base with another battle against another Leader. Tom was confused with his emotions towards the taller male, Tord. But all he knew is that he was a massive dick to him and when he found put about Tord's army he was infuriated, but he also understood that a dream is a dream. He wasn't gonna stop the man like his friends wanted to. He was convinced to start a REBELION against Tord with Edd and Matt. But he truly didn't know who's side to take, Cuz' deep down. He Loved the Prick in Red. He too, wanted to watch the Leader in Red achieve his dream he talked about oh so much in Highschool. ... Where will fate lead the two males in Red and Blue?

"I'm Fine" TordTom//TomTord by SmolAlexBean

Completed ((I dunno what to put here :>)) ~Tom~ -Short like 5'1 short -Feminine body -he be a thicc smol boi ÙwÚ👌 -he is anorexic -has REALLY bad anxiety and takes pills for it -has depression -suffers from suicidal thoughts -is crushing on Tord -likes to cut and do other self harm things -is usually smiling when around others ~Tord~ -second tallest -I dunno what else to put -~- -basically like his normal self -he has a crush on Tom ~Matt~ -Tallest bean -not as stupid -still likes looking at himself in mirrors , ~Edd~ -second shortest at 5'7 -still like to draw -still loves cola -it's Edd alright? Nothing changed ~plot~ Tom is usually a nice bean and is always smiling no matter what, you could be punching his face in and he'll still be smiling, but the others noticed that he was getting thinner and hiding in his room more often than usual. Tom goes about a week without leaving his room and Edd and Matt send tord in to check on him, when he finally gets the door open he finds Tom hiding under his blankets..... What happens next? Idk you have to read the book to find out ((btw this is a TordTom book and might (idk) have smut)) ★WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS CUTTING, AND MUCH MORE THAT COULD TRIGGER PEOPLE, IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY PLEASE DO NOT READ! thank you :>★ Sub: Tom Dom: Tord If I decide to write smut :> ♥slow updates♥

Ethereal Futures (Future Tordtom) by xXAbsoluteZerroXx

OHO! Well i think im giving up on life. Sorry if my English sucks >.< even tho its my primary language... SO YEAH! Also, i made the cover. Kill me :D After Tord left Tom and his friends without a house, he felt nothing holding him back anymore. He lead his army, conquering country after country. Eventually this news got t o Edd, Matt and Tom. *IMMA LEAVE IT THERE, OTHERWISE I WONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT IN THE FIRST CHAPTER!* oh BTW. I'm going to make it a love hate relationship :3 sorry im not sorry! also, this isn't going to be love at first sight! since this is legit not that long after the end :/

Swan Song (TomTord) (DISCONTINUED) by LunarShtick

If you don't like these types of fanfiction; don't read this. After "The End", Tord continued to lead the Red Army and strive for world domination. It's been a few years and Edd and the gang are holding on and are definitely not planning on letting go, not after they've come this far! Warning! This fanfic may include swearing, mentions of alcohol, self harm, etc. Do not read this if you are sensitive to these types of themes! (Also, I did not draw the cover-) Disclaimer: Eddsworld(and their characters) do not belong to me; Eddsworld belongs to their respective owners- Only this plot, story, and Ocs belong to me.

Lost ( TomTord) - Discontinued :( by peridothomeworldgem

"it's your fault they're hurt!" "Tord L! I will not let you leave--!" "It's all your fault!" "I love seeing you in pain." "What will you do now?" "The figure cocks its head and opens its jaw. It reaches its claw like fingers out towards me." "Wait! Tom! I'm sorry!" "SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!!" "you...hate me?" "Are you going to hurt us again?" The voice. Who are they? Why are they trying to hurt me? Why do I feel closer to Tom than anyone else? Why won't the red army accept my absence? What are they going to do to me? What will they do to Tom? "Everyone hates you!"

Disappearing Act (Tomtord) by Neko_Jenna

*tw: swearing, murder, abuse, and crazy yanderes* "I guess that was the stupidest thing I'd done in my entire life. And trust me, I've done a lot of stupid things." After the whole giant robot incident Edd, Matt, and Tom are all ready to get on with their lives and forget about it. But only weeks later, Edd and Matt disappear leaving their blue hooded friend alone at a time full of war and violence. With Tom vulnerable and not thinking straight, a certain Norwegian decides to take advantage of him. Started: July 16th 2018 Finished: November 24th 2018 Sequel: Moonstruck Disclaimer : All rights to eddsworld belong to Edd Gould. I do not own the cover image although I am unsure who does.

Tower Of Mistakes by Spottedfire-Windclan

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Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord) by Shi_Fero

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