45 Lame Ass Jokes

45 Lame Ass Jokes

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Rosalie (Yes, like the Twilight biatch) By Rosalie_69 Updated Feb 12, 2011

Lame Ass Jokes - 1

1) Hey, say this: I am sofa king wee tod did.  

2) If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head??

3) Dracula- I suckkk peoples blood and terrorise the villages! what do u do???

Edward- I sparkle!

4) Captain Krazy: Hey, guys! See that mountain over there? It's 3000 ft above sea level.. when your on top, you don't have to smoke.. your already high!! HAHAHAHA!

5) Facebook Junkie: IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER FARMVILLE REQUEST YOU SON OF A BITCH, I WON'T FERTILIZE YOUR CROPS, I'LL FARTELIZE! 

6) Student: Teacher you won't punish me for something I didn't do right?

    Teacher: Of course not.

    Student: Well I didn't do my homework!

    Teacher: DETENTION!

7) Teacher: Your late.

     Student: Nahh, everybody else is just early. 

8) The "Shake Weight" is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

9) When life gives you Bad Romance, get a Telephone and call Alejendro, when alejandro comes over he brings the Paparazii to take picture of you just dancing to Love g...