It's Kurloz's wriggling day and he gets two presents instead of one. ;)
I feel like every homestuck lemon I've read so far all misses the fact that if in this case you the reader are a female troll you have a bulge as well but yours is hidden. It's basic trolian anatomy.
Weaful Axtol (aka Weaful / Axtol)
Symbol - ♑
"I can't hear you!"
Me:...Aye Aye captain! OOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
Gamzee: SpOnGeBoB sQuArEpAnTs! :0)
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Let me just say
that esciladed quickly