It's Kurloz's wriggling day and he gets two presents instead of one. ;)
I feel like every homestuck lemon I've read so far all misses the fact that if in this case you the reader are a female troll you have a bulge as well but yours is hidden. It's basic trolian anatomy.
If trezi did a pome ith wo be like this
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see
Weaful Axtol (aka Weaful / Axtol)
Symbol - ♑
"I can't hear you!"
Me:...Aye Aye captain! OOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
Gamzee: SpOnGeBoB sQuArEpAnTs! :0)
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Let me just say
that esciladed quickly
First of all not to be rude but Kurloz always had his tounge that was just something Porrim made up so people would stop asking him why he sewed his lips shut.... He did it because he took an oath of silence just like how Kankri did about not wanting to be in any Quadrants.