"Noooooo, mommy I'm not staying with you." I laughed at my mom while sitting in a chair by the island. "Why?! You're my baby! My only child! My darling! My sweetness! Why do you want to move to a condo so far away from home?" She said stirring the fresh sauce to go with my favorite meal. Alfredo bitch. "This is going to be my my own home that we can have parties at! But not too loud because I have neighbors." Plus I already bought furniture. There's no turning back now!I opened my caprisun up and started drinking it. "I don't give a damn. You staying here." I chuckled, "who's staying where?! Oh fuck no baby you gots to go!" My dad said sitting next to me. I laughed, this big bitch here. Where the fuck did her come from though? "Hmm maybe I will stay and drink all your beers." I said walking towards the refrigerator. "You better not touch my damn--" I cut him off, "shut up, don't nobody want that nasty mess anyways. It taste like medicine or something si...