See how it would be like to date a creepypasta!
MAH BROOOOO 😆😆😆 (wHY ISN'T THERE A WAFFLE EMOJI. ;~; )
Holy cow. That's like a boy who used to be in my old class. He was so skinny his pants kept falling off and he ate alot
Are you planning on killing me with a kiss on my cheek? Cause guess what that's not working
Hey imma tell you a pick-up line
If you ever get slapped by a chick because of your cheesy pick-up lines, I would either laugh or laugh because that's romantic *stares 'dreamily'*
That is so me I eat a lot and my doctor says I need to eat MORE! I mean what the hell.
The closest thing to me would be a pillow.
Or my clothes