How do you find love when all the hot alien chicks try to kill you at every turn? Join Ecks as he battles psychotic alien babes, killer furbies, big ass pussy cats and the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex. He's not alone though. With a supporting cast of stripper nuns with guns, airship pirates, a sexy time travelling warrior and the Blood, it's sure to be an action-packed adventure. Can Ecks and his crew find a place to call home before his luck runs out?