~New Transmissions Every Tuesday & Thursday!~ It's the future, people are in space flying ships and exploring alien worlds. The future is weird, dangerous, and filled with freaky aliens. The United Earth Confederacy controls the galaxy with an iron-grip, and sends their best captains to war against the alien Mantid Crawlers. But one of their captains flies his ship too close to a star, and the exposure to 'super-space-radiation' causes him and his entire crew to go mad. Now Captain Locke thinks he is the pirate king of his crew, and he embarks on a quest in search of treasure through the stars, leaving destruction -- and hilarity, in his wake.