This story is a complete and utter fustercluck of various fantasy cliches and is a parody on some unintentionally hilarious works I've read. Not for the faint of heart or serious of temperament. Enjoy!
*Hero is named Perry Polo and he lives in Honouria, a land that is suspiciously similar to Europe.
*Perry Polo has peasant background and became king after some BS with magic prophecies and lost heritages and dragons.
*Tired of this BS with prophecies, Perry and friends genocided the dragons.
*Perry has a paramour named Aoife.
- 1. A New War
- 2. Started From the Top, Now Here
- 3. Homeless Hooligans
- 4. Liberating Pinkerton
- 5. Ruckus and Rebellion
- 6. Creed, First of the Unnaturals
- 7. Hunting the Unnaturals
- 8. Showdown with the Unnaturals
- 9. Lady Aoife of Duffleheim
- 10. Revenge of the Homeless
- 11. The Thick Plottens
- 12. A New Face