Spandex Is Mandatory (COMPLETED/EDITING)

Spandex Is Mandatory (COMPLETED/EDITING)

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"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently."
      
"Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously.
      
I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am."
      
*****
      
Tessa Kingston has lived in Crown City her entire life. There's nothing really unusual about the city, either. There's high school, horny teenage boys, drunken parties... and Supers.
      
Men in skin-tight suits aren't really who Tessa has looked to for help during her life... not that her opinion is popular. With big names like 'Guardian' and 'Blindspot' running - or flying - around her city and saving innocents, it's usually more likely to thank a Super for saving your life instead of tell them off and want to handle things yourself - not that Tessa follows the rules, of course.
      
When some serious trouble starts stirring up in Crown City, Tessa seems to be caught in a world she had spent her entire life hating - not that they've given her much of a choice in the matter. But when serious events start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa starts questioning what happened to start the chaos in the first place... and why the hell she's there to witness it all - not to mention why one Super in particular is giving her extra attention.
      
Tessa Kingston always thought that she had everything - and everyone - figured out, so what happens when nothing is as it had seemed?

BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY
      
HIGHEST RANKING: #1 in Adventure, Superheroes, Superhero, and Super!

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WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime. 

COMPLETED/EDITING

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good idea to add a author's note, i'm so excited to give this story a read. ^^
Enough sarcasm is never enough 'cause I live of sparkles and sarcasm
la_realeza la_realeza Mar 28
sHĮT, I STOPPED READING ALMOST ALL THE STORIES IN MY LIBRARY INCLUDING THIS ONE A FEW MONTHS AGO, I MISSED SO FREAKING MUCH—
Shimario Shimario Jun 10
I've only read the first page, but the title of your book stood out and made me Lol, so i'm looking forward to reading this.
kalyons kalyons Nov 03, 2017
Lol! "You may continue." I already like you, and I haven't even read the story yet.
Saph_Jeff Saph_Jeff Nov 08, 2017
HI PERSON GOING THROUGH THE COMMENTS GREAT CHOICE ON CHOOSING THIS BOOK ITS AMAZING AF LIKE REALLY GOOD 
                              REALLY REALLY GOOOD
                              IM IN LOVE WITH IT TBH 
                              MAKE SURE TO VOTE AND COMMENT CAUSE WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO
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                              OKAY WELL BYE 
                              ENJOY READING
                                                                -crazyperson