Shit My Asian Parents Say

Shit My Asian Parents Say

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L.B. Jade By LB_Jade Updated Aug 27, 2017

Wise utterances from the couple who live in 19th century rural China.

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Ilea337 Ilea337 Sep 05, 2017
My mom...😂😂😂 I'm asian too n boy, I can't even be friend let a lone talk to a boy
Afrizit Afrizit Aug 21, 2017
i relate so hard, the way my mom talks about dating, i will never have the time to do it and i'll probably end up a lonely cat lady
moonstarrynights moonstarrynights Nov 08, 2017
Yeah we don't talk about things like that. I would never talk to my mum about it!😂
moonstarrynights moonstarrynights Nov 08, 2017
Indian mama: get your degree and a job. Then if you find a bf, marry him ASAP or I will find one for you.
-maelstrom- -maelstrom- Mar 14
Holy hell, the Chinese name at the end gives the quote some sick philosophical credibility
cloudygrayskies cloudygrayskies Aug 03, 2017
heaven forbid i talk to a boy, much less date one before i'm married, and if he isn't some kind of asian, i'll get disowned