Shit My Asian Parents Say

Shit My Asian Parents Say

2.9K Reads 234 Votes 4 Part Story
L.B. Jade By LB_Jade Updated Aug 26

Wise utterances from the couple who live in 19th century rural China.

  • advice
  • asian
  • cheap
  • life
  • literasia
  • parents
  • quotes
  • sayings
Ilea337 Ilea337 Sep 05
My mom...😂😂😂 I'm asian too n boy, I can't even be friend let a lone talk to a boy
Afrizit Afrizit Aug 21
i relate so hard, the way my mom talks about dating, i will never have the time to do it and i'll probably end up a lonely cat lady
Yeah we don't talk about things like that. I would never talk to my mum about it!😂
Indian mama: get your degree and a job. Then if you find a bf, marry him ASAP or I will find one for you.
heaven forbid i talk to a boy, much less date one before i'm married, and if he isn't some kind of asian, i'll get disowned
Seriously though this is hilarious, but it's not so funny when you have Asian parents.