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The Killer's Life (A Jeff the Killer Story)

The Killer's Life (A Jeff the Killer Story)

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Dat Boi Silver By XxsilverlollipopXD Updated May 16, 2017


I'm not your average guy. Besides the outrageously weird name of Falin and the fact that my hair is whiter than Slenderman's face, I must be sure to mention that I live the killer's life. I must also say that it's simply. . . the best. 

Just going around, killing. Torturing. I couldn't have asked for a better life. Not to mention the fact that I get to hang out with the craziest psychos in the world. Score one for me! Two if you want to count the fact that I'm the proxy of none other than Slenderman himself. 

As a matter of fact, you might have heard of my crazy psycho friends from that one website, Creepypasta, I think it was called. You know, the people who go by the name of Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, Laughing Jack, Hoodie, Masky, etc. 

Recently, we've gotten a new addition. You might have heard of him too. His name is Jeff the Killer.

  • creepypasta
  • dearmysanity
  • falinthegreatestcharacterever
  • forgiveandforgetme
  • jeffthekiller
  • prequel
  • sincerelyme
  • slenderman
Soul_Slayer_v2 Soul_Slayer_v2 Jul 07, 2017
I acutually imagined the guys face and laughed, is that a bad thing?
Wispy303 Wispy303 Sep 22, 2016
all in the flick of the wrist!
                              sorry, saw that in the beginning and just had to
Rasberry_Cupcake Rasberry_Cupcake Jan 26, 2017
Slener? O.O aaaah i knew it! so u live together?~ interesting.................*wiggles eyebrows* JK XD
HorrificDeaths HorrificDeaths Mar 15, 2016
I thought that said burning on acid and I was like "Da fuq? You gonna drug HIM or something?"
HorrificDeaths HorrificDeaths Mar 15, 2016
                              I don't want to say Zalgo 'cause I hate him and he doesn't deserve to be called Lord.
                              NO NOT TOBY
ticctobyz ticctobyz Oct 24, 2016
It would be really cool to have a picture of some guys face being burned off with acid as the picture or there might be a video on youtube of i t