Sir Pleasure [Zustin Mieber AU] {Discontinued}

Sir Pleasure [Zustin Mieber AU] {Discontinued}

103K Reads 4.1K Votes 11 Part Story
mi-t-ch By HopelessRealist Updated Apr 10, 2016

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE: 5/7/16

"I'm a sex therapist, not a marriage counselor. I don't want to hear about your trust issues. I don't care if your husband cheated on you and I certainly don't want to know about how in or out of love you are. You want to know what I want to hear from you? 

Your sex life. 

I want to know everything that happens in that bedroom of yours, right down to the nitty gritty details of what condoms you use. 

You can't deal? Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 

I'm Sir Pleasure babe, and we play by MY rules."

{ Cover by @iKissBieber }

  • affair
  • boyxboy
  • cheating
  • lgbt
  • mieber
  • zustin
JesusWAIT JesusWAIT Feb 13
* jumps off the roof* * yells as passing by his window* "GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Minnie_mouze Minnie_mouze Jun 19, 2016
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE STOP THE BOOK ....... What is harry giving them for lunch
sitting_on_a_toilet sitting_on_a_toilet Jul 18, 2016
Nope! Not zen's ex ... 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Still proud that I had a wild imagination and plots for that ... I literally had to pause for few seconds and imagine what could possibly happen ... 🌚
sitting_on_a_toilet sitting_on_a_toilet Jul 18, 2016
Oh god, oh god! Oh lord, don't tell me he was zen's ex ... Of course, ZIAM ... Idk tbh🌚
Eddie_Oppa Eddie_Oppa Apr 11, 2016
This is the exact song my classmates sang in Biology class when the teacher announced we'd be watching a video on sex. 😂
justin_oh_dylan justin_oh_dylan Aug 28, 2015
Reading that while listening to "what do you mean" hmm interesting! Anyone else? No? Ok. Bye