Harry Potter Jokes

Harry Potter Jokes

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Kelly By kellytt28 Updated Feb 18, 2016

Some funny Harry Potter jokes for all you Potterheads out there! (If anything offends you please just move on.)

MaudFox08 MaudFox08 Nov 22, 2016
I have a good question. Why does everybody's parents die in the books? Duno
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TheWeasleyTwinz TheWeasleyTwinz Nov 12, 2016
Haha twilight is boorrring I watched all of them including breaking dawn part 2 😶
well the least popular harry potter film sold better then the most popular twilight film so I think we can see with one is better
morten-harket morten-harket Jul 10, 2016
Some imbecile brought up Fred and George so I'm rereading this and trying not to cry
Atu-D2 Atu-D2 Sep 11, 2016
(I'm a Harry Potter fan)
                              So, I saw this and I read the title of the book, and i read the summary; Harry Potter jokes for all you potterheads out there!
                              
                              Me: I'm a potterhead!