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Honey I'm king. (Moriarty x Reader) -based of BBC Sherlock.

Honey I'm king. (Moriarty x Reader) -based of BBC Sherlock.

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Ronja By Tealsnow Completed

Moriarty x Reader fic, because I know everyone needs a little crazy criminal psychopat love sometimes. WARNING: NSFW, SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SHOW

Hey this kitten need you to take care of a pussy, help me... 
                              
                              Wait a minute...
                              
                              In a world of doors, the man with the key is king...
                              
                              = 
                              
                              In a world of vaginas, the man with a dick is king...
In my mind: You sexy beast eat me! But before help me.
                              
                              What I say:
                              
                              Uh yeah, I do need some hel... *mumbles rest* so what's your name?
As I finally opened the door, i turned to him, and shouted " I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HERE AND NOW NO EXCUSES!" As I noticed that wasn't just in my head, I threw change at him, thinking it was my phone number, then drove away yelling I'm sorry. We never saw each other again.
Radday55 Radday55 May 17
This is funny because my friends assume I'm Moriarty  (resulting in me reading this) amd I'm Irish, what a coincidence
He's going to die a second time if this goes on... I'm watching you Sherly...
What is up with you people Princess Bride-omg me? Or to quote Cisco, "OMG! You're Princess Bride-ing me right now!"