How To Rant (Rants -duh-)
So basically, if you're reading this, you're probably really bored. Either that, or you found this book by mistake.
First off, if you can't handle being traumatized by my embarrassing, idiotic life, shoo.
But if you can, welcome aboard.
So, you might be wondering, "How can I be a pointless sarcastic Brickhead like (let's just call me, Winter) winter?"
Nah. You're probably not.
BUT IF YOU ARE, which I really hope you're not, HI! Sit down, go get a blanket, don't forget the hot cocoa, (or, if you live in a "too much milk is bad for you" world, get some honey-free Cheerios and 1/4 a cup of organic milk) and enjoy listening to my pointless rants and life stories.
If you stick around long enough, you might become what you truly desire. (And to you hopeless directioners, no. I didn't mean Mrs.Styles)
This, is how to rant.